The biggest nigga you ever met. Smells like a absolute piece of dog ass. Chill homie but sucks dick.
Damn Porta John, when’s the last time you took a shower you fat fuck.
by Sillyboy69 October 16, 2022
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The fattest and most stinky mother fucker you have ever met.
Damn Porta John, get your fat ass in the shower you smell like dog ass.
by Sillyboy69 October 16, 2022
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when a man knocks the bottom out of at least 3 women at the same time in a porta potty ""doing BIG things "
Last time I had a Porta potty blow out i caught Ghonerhiaia and also got a shit load of STDS and hot dose of a cock tail s
by lolha the stank fajita October 2, 2022
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‘Portas’ is a short way of saying koss porta pros, which are popular headphones.
‘Hey have you seen my portas?’
‘Nah Sid might have them, I heard the mics really bad on it’
‘Yeah it is, buy them tho you’ll get a gof gf’
by Kossportaprosenthusiest August 1, 2021
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The funny run-walk you do when you've left it too long before going to the toilet at an outdoor event, such as s music festival, where The only toilets are porta-loos/porta-pottys.
They could all see me on the brow of the hill making a hop, skip, dash for the loo with my knees fused together so as to not release the krappen. It was my most painful porta-trotty experience.
by Trainingvideo September 22, 2017
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hell on earth,filled with shit and pee and bugs,oh my god so many goddam bugs
Guy 1:Hey wanna go vandalize that porta-potty?
Guy 2:I’d rather chug gasoline and swallow a match.
by johnny corndog March 27, 2022
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1. A portable toilet.
2. The most unsanitary places on Earth.
3. A homeless person’s happy place.
4. A thing used to make various companies lots of money for festivals and parties.
1. I need to use the can, oh good, there is a porta potty right there!
2. After coming out of the porta potty, I almost gagged and threw up, it was so gross seeing other people’s sewage.
3. That homeless guy came out of that porta potty with a huge smile, he felt so much better.
4. As a company, we have made $5000 in renting porta potties.
by Juneberry You June 13, 2023
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