‘Hey have you seen my portas?’
‘Nah Sid might have them, I heard the mics really bad on it’
‘Yeah it is, buy them tho you’ll get a gof gf’
‘Nah Sid might have them, I heard the mics really bad on it’
‘Yeah it is, buy them tho you’ll get a gof gf’
by Kossportaprosenthusiest August 1, 2021
Get the Portasmug. A hydraulic Jack (porta-power) in a state of maximum force exertion (full beans). Often directly connected to the act of exceeding the recommended weight capacity “cause a cunt hair more will do her nice.”
by Chopchoo May 28, 2024
Get the porta-beansmug. when a man knocks the bottom out of at least 3 women at the same time in a porta potty ""doing BIG things "
Last time I had a Porta potty blow out i caught Ghonerhiaia and also got a shit load of STDS and hot dose of a cock tail s
by lolha the stank fajita October 1, 2022
Get the Porta Potty blow outmug. The funny run-walk you do when you've left it too long before going to the toilet at an outdoor event, such as s music festival, where The only toilets are porta-loos/porta-pottys.
They could all see me on the brow of the hill making a hop, skip, dash for the loo with my knees fused together so as to not release the krappen. It was my most painful porta-trotty experience.
by Trainingvideo September 22, 2017
Get the Porta-trottymug. by Confuction September 24, 2020
Get the Porta-Gweezemug. An outdoor building with a toilet. These things don’t flush and some places with them rarely clean them out, so you’ll end up walking into that tiny little porta potty and smell someone’s bean burrito blowout, Taco Bell Tornado, baked bean bomb, and someone’s meatloaf mud slide all in one. On top of all of this, there are often no trash cans, so if you’re on your period and you have to use a porta potty, you have my sympathies. There are also no working sinks, so you might have to use hand sanitizer or nothing at all. That’s right, not all porta potties have hand sanitizer or anything to wash your hands with. So after you’ve just finished adding to the list of bad smells with your turbulent taco typhoon, you’ve gotta walk around with your hands smelling like the aftermath of that Taco Tuesday you thought was a good idea yesterday. Gross! Don’t even get me started on how bad it smells during the summer heat! If you’ve made it this far, and you haven’t picked up on it yet, I hate porta potties. You’re better off pissing in the woods. I’m a girl, and I would much rather do the squats in the woods then squeeze a fat one in a porta potty. The lesson you can take from this is that you should never go in a porta potty.
by KatherineTheLavaGirl September 10, 2022
Get the Porta pottymug. Porta quivo roughly translates to "bring me here' however, a hot group of italian girls from the suburbs of Chicago usues the term universally. You can say it with any sentance, always used in a postive way. Most commonly used after the sentance ends.
"i just got engaged, porta quivo!"
"You look so cute today, porta quivo!"
"can you hand me the tv remote? Porta quivo"
"You look so cute today, porta quivo!"
"can you hand me the tv remote? Porta quivo"
by ciaobella22 December 5, 2023
Get the porta quivomug.