Roman Portrait

When a guy is sleeping, and someone else (another guy) sticks his penis in the others mouth. He usually masturbates or cums. Then, he photographs his dick in the mouth and uses the photo as future disgust and embarressment toward the other.

At camp, Tim gave Patrick a Roman Portrait at night. He then embarressed him with it for the rest of camp.

by WoundedHeart February 19, 2009

mexican portrait

When a guy is fucking a girl doggy style anal and his dick is covered in shit when he pulls out, he then slops his shit covered dick all over her back drawing whatever comes to mind.

I was fucking this one girl last night in the ass after having ate at taco bell and when I pulled out my dick was covered in shit, so I painted her a Mexican portrait.

by DementedBenny March 20, 2017

Pintraitor

A pinterest user who follows about 500 people for the same topic, but only views their own posts.

"That pintraitor is just trying to endorse their own posts! Lame!"

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

Twin Porncruiter

Someone who looks for people that look like other people and tries to convince them to work on a porn site. Nobody knows why the hell they do this, but I'm sure theres a very good reason for it. The people that spend their time finding people that look like other people are very important people.

I wish I were a Twin Porncruiter, scouring the web finding people that look like people sounds thrilling.

by BaconMastert September 20, 2016

Porncrastination

Knowing you have porn to watch before your laptop runs out of power, but you can't leave a particularly interesting conversation or thread.

1) I was talking to this chick when I noticed I only had 7% juice left, damn porncrastination made me almost forget to masturbate!

2) As I was porncrastinating a very nice POV video I suddenly remembered I hadn't added porncrastination to UrbanDictionary yet, so I porncrastinated some more.

by KIRF October 21, 2011

milf-portrait

the make-up job, self-applied, on a desirable older woman's face

Joe: Jeez, she looks a right mess!

Hank: Yeah, she sure screwed up that milf-portrait.

by philologue August 14, 2011

Portraitor

Self Image unhappiness that leads to heavily photoshopping photos of yourself, so you are a perfect version of yourself. The photos are to upload onto the internet so people that you meet think you look like these perfect images.

"I have made many new friends online and some have suggested meeting up in person. The thing is I am too ashamed to admit this openly but I am a Portraitor."

by sans-souci January 11, 2010