Pooping in my work boots

Someone is pooping in your work boots when he is impeding you from doing your job.

In other words, he's bothering you while you're working or preventing you from doing your job.

FBI Guy: Don't touch anything, no trespassing..until we say so..

Forensics Guy: Man, You're pooping in my work boots!!

by sammyag April 19, 2009

Shy Poopie

When you feel the need to poop, but it won't come out, no matter how long you sit on the bowl. Sometimes occurs in public toilets. Also occurs when you feel under pressure to move bowels, like when someone is waiting for you.

I thought I had to take a crap, but nothing came out.

Dude, you had a shy poopie!

by Cheela June 20, 2006

Pooicide

When you accidently kill yourself when you are taking an extremely excruciating, painful, enduring, shit.

Some say Elvis died from a drug overdose. I beg to differ. He was on the toilet so he must have committed pooicide.

by Gnezz10 March 30, 2010

poopilizer

essence of cow; manure, a highly effective natural fertilizer.

The horticulturist suggested a regular application of poopilizer to proliferate Mrs. Rhoton's sunflower plants.

by Tom Bench June 15, 2004

poopicule

pronuciation: 'püp-pic- "kyül

Function: noun

Etymology:

1- the small particles of poop which are released upon emission of flatulence or expulsion of flatus.

2- abbreviation for poop molecule.

3- flatulent matter; often invisible floating particles of poop which may be detected through the olfactory senses.

plural form poopicules

Andre released poopicules unto the unsuspecting masses at the hardcore show.

by .kevino. December 9, 2008

poopin in the litter box

The act of poopin in your roomates cats litter box after you find a curdled feline terd on your pile of clothes in your closet and get so mad you squat in the hubblest of ways and poop on some fresh step, hoping the cat will be as offended as you were, but probably won't mind it and your roomate gets to handle the situation.

Jeff was just poopin in the litter box, cuz he was pissed off, and hates your nasty ass cats.

by vegamite spread. July 20, 2012

poopie butt hobo

a poopie ( poop e ) butt hobo is where you walk into an alley and see a hobo who is currently pooping his pants or has poop all over his naked butt. poopie

random guy: excuse me but you have poop all over yer butt.
poopie butt hobo:so.... you got a problem wit dat punk.
guy: no... just sayin

by the_baconbutter January 2, 2013