mary poopins

The nickname given to a certain style of pooping.

Man that poor toilet, I took a really mary poopins up in that bitch.

by TheDefinitioner June 14, 2014

pootion

Dropping some ultimate pooties

I think i need to go home and change my underwear i just smeared my shorts with a pootion

by Scotty LaDouche February 13, 2014

meaty portions

the roundor robust shape of a slut

dman son, tht bitch got some meaty portions ,b.

by bedford coxx November 8, 2003

sex ""positions omg""

Somone who gets excited on teh thought of sexual intercoarse.

omg sex ""positions omg"" are so cool

by homiiciide January 31, 2008

mary poopins

A county clerk who refuses to issue marriage licenses to same sex couples

Ms. Mary Poopins , herself unsuccessful at marriage, used the G card as an excuse to spread loathing, defy the law and as a way to experience gay sex first hand behind bars.

by puss 'n boots October 27, 2015

Pootons

n. - An unwanted piece of processed food (usually something mexican). That has attached itself to your also unwanted hair around your anus.

After my spicy bean wrap, I spent most the night pickin' Pootons out from between my cheeks.

by Cory Sawatzki June 19, 2007

poopmonster

n. adj. A person who is so inclined as to attack people in the middle of the night with various means, the least of which is human feces.

1) "Dude your friend is such a poopmonster."

by Base Shakers September 12, 2003