Poopetuity

Noun. A state of crappiness that lasts forever or for an indefinite period of time. See: poopetual

After surviving the onslaught of 2012, it still feels like "Call Me Maybe" will be stuck on continuous replay in my head for poopetuity.

by OgreKev May 30, 2016

Poopportunity

1) the moment in a public restroom when you have to poop and you have the restroom to yourself
2) making money, or creating a business centered around poop

1) My poopportunity was ruined when I heard someone open the restroom door!
2) Squatty Potty and Poo-Pouri are two we’ll know pooportunities, but did you hear about the lady in Maine making Turdy people out of moose poop? Everyone is getting in on the poopportunity train!

by Brunette Barby October 25, 2018

Poopportunity

The opportunity to poop.

If I hadn't kept you awake, you would have missed your poopportunity

by Shea Hey January 9, 2019

Poopportunity

When you are given an unexpected opportunity to poop.

Walking into the school's empty washroom, I was pleasantly surprised the the poopportunity as I had been in dire need all day.

by TeacherAF April 18, 2019