goonstache

A moustache that a teenager (or adult) grows in an attempt to look cool, but makes them look like a goon. In some cases the moustache is not filled in all the way or is badly groomed.

He thinks he looks cool with his goonstache, but it looks like dirt under his lip

by DjDelmo June 7, 2015

Poonstarch

Another word used to call somebody a pussy

Quit being a poonstarch{ and sneak out with us.

by Pillbillyy August 7, 2016

poostachio

When you can smell "poo" but can't tell where the heck the stench is coming from. Often associated with a animal or toddler's inherent ability to stash their poo which leads to a game of "What's that smell?" or "What died in here?"

I've searched everywhere and even gone through three cans of fabreeze but still can't find the source of the stench in this house...we've got ourselves a poostachio!

by CHRiSToFoRiZZLe January 7, 2021

Prostacheeze

A prostitute who is addicted to methamphetamines

The motel is full of Prostacheeze's.

by Byrdie September 24, 2023