pooning

The Process of getting Poon Tang.

I wanted to hang out with you but you were too busy pooning your girlfriend

by Dooley July 11, 2006

poonanigans

A game in which participants are awarded points for performing sexual acts with members of the opposite sex. Players are only able to get one "score" from one person.

foreplay = 1 point
sex w/ non-virgin = 2 points
sex w/ virgin = 3 points
sex with someone 50 years older than the player is awarded the persons age
multiply points by 3 for threesom and so on
-1 point for super slutty skutters
the game ends when a player impregnates the opposite sex or is married.

"You ready to get in some poonanigans today?"

"I sure am lets call up some skutters"

by Benito Sanchez May 27, 2006

poonani feather

A feather used to tickle poonani as means of a pleasureable sensation.

Ashley slapped will when he tickled her with his poonani feather.

by MEGAN-MURDER June 22, 2006

poodini

When you pull a fast one and shit on a bitch's chest while she's sleeping, then disappear into the dark abyss.

"I totally poodini'd Mark's mom, Corey!"

by Poodini Supreme September 7, 2008

poonnigga

That one guy in the group that no one likes but everyone tries to be nice to him but ends up being rude through rude jokes targeting the person.

Jared kennedy is a poonnigga.

by Jokulhaups Schuster Sycoracer June 7, 2009

poonani

a womans play hole

aw fuck my play hole jeremy then lick my poonani

by (joe mugenyi) July 31, 2009

Pooning

A combination of things. Can be associated with anything from kicking back with friends, staring into space, drinking excessively, not doing homework, and, but not limited to having sex.

"Dude, I am pooning too hard right now."

"Who's down to poon tonight?"

by Codosex April 21, 2010