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pookiebear

This would in fact be a pet name for someone you love or show affection for.

It is the most loving creature known to man and no one can fully describe how incredible they are. Most found in the wild have strange affinities for bad fashion, yellow hats, and Star Wars. Besides other known quirks such as getting lost and rambling, the pookiebear is actaully most charming. He is often known to be a "feet sweeper", an "angel", a "prince", and a "blessing." In rare circumstances he will utter words like "snooglaie woogalie", making the one he tells it to vow to never ever utter those words to him in a public setting. He's been known to sometimes bear candy and flowers, and he always appears with a smile on his face. The Pookiebear is known to be a complete gentleman at all times no matter what the circumstance. He's sincere and compasisonate with a gentle heart and an unshakeable love for others. Many times the pookiebear will give giant "bear hugs" to show its appreciation or affection. They are usually found with big blue eyes and poofy brown hair, but one of the signature traits of the pookiebear is it's immense love for 70s fashion. Though repulsive and at times frightening, these 70s traits can usually be outweighed by the pookiebear's love. At times he can be clumsy mistaking his fingers for carrots or somehow causing himself to leak. He's hardworking and diligent, never letting a task end until it had reached perfection. He gives of himself daily always putting others far before himself, and he often can render you breathless simply by catching your eye. In all documented cases, he is known to win the very heart of those he loves.

They are sought after and considered precious to all who know and encounter them. There is no dollar amount set on a pookiebear for they are priceless. A few words of advice: If you ever happen to find one, never let them go. They will be the greatest blessing that you ever recieve.
Hey there Pookiebear!

You know I love you Pookiebear...
by Tops April 25, 2006
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pokin the pigskin

catching the football with one hand while extending the arm; to spear the football
In the NFL, no one is better at pokin the pigskin than (name of NFL player).

He poked the pigskin (out of the air) like he was spearfishing
by jigme December 23, 2012
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pokianism

pokianism also known as poki is a cult.

WE EAT POKI, WE BREATHE POKI, WE DRINK POKI, OUR BLOOD TYPE IS POKI+
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-So bro what’s your religion and pronouns i wanna be respectful you feel me

-Bruva I believe in pokianism and my pronouns are poki/self,she’s so hot and she is a free spirit
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hokie pokie

When having sex with a girl and, you cum outside.
I can´t believe she is pregnant... We did the hokie pokie.
by kanelo August 27, 2015
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Pookie Chops

The excess fat that visibly hangs over the sides of a chair or stool when occupied by an overweight person.
Whoa, check out the pookie chops on that tubby!
by penls de maxiere November 24, 2009
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pookipskied

to break wind, to poop, to exert feces, let out waste from the anus.
"And for the first time, Charlotte pookipskied in her pants."
by Sophia Angela Rappa June 2, 2008
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hokie pokie

"...you do the hokie pokie and you turn yourself around; that's what it's all about."
by p-viddy April 21, 2004
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