Pontiac 6000

FWD midsize sedan. A GM A-body made by Pontiac which was discontinued in 1991 (see Buick Century, Chevy Celebrity, Oldsmobile Ciera). They are very reliable cars. Even the old models, which go back to 1982, are very roomy, legally seating up to six with the bench seat in front. For some reason, they were offered with a 2.5L 4-cylinder; apparently they thought having a 4-cyl = better gas mileage. The car is so damn heavy it didn't get much better mileage than the V6 model. Early models, such as the '84, came with a 2.8L V6 and a 3-speed auto. Later ones upgraded to the 3.1 with a 4-speed overdrive.

I bought a 6000 LE for $20. It looked like total shit, but could leave any ricer sitting at the light. Didn't have a muffler either. Upon hearing the engine rev, it was mistaken for an old Mustang. Ownzer.

by Daniel Richards March 18, 2004

Pontiac Parisienne

A car better than a chevy caprice or impala although it looks exactly the same. If you put it on 20 inch rims, and you add a hood scoop or spoiler it is the most stylish thing since fitted hats or skinney jeans. Any one who drives one should be crowned king of cars.

Pontiac Parisienne
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by ct ryder September 23, 2009

Pontiac

Good car manufacturer. They make nice cars that last a long time and run well. Drive it and see how good they are to drive.

That Pontiac firebird is awesome.

by x15029 May 1, 2008

cream-my-pantsarific

1. Something that is so terrific that it brings you to an instant orgasm or feeling of orgasmic pleasantness.
2. An object of lust that does, in fact, make you cream your pants when the subject is brought up/seen.
3. A brilliant mixture of the words "cream" "my" "pants" "Absolutely and "terrific" (making "cream-my-pantsarific") to describe something so desirable that you are brought to orgasm.

Johnny Depp is cream-my-pantsarific!

by A person May 23, 2006

Potsack

A potsack is a nice little term for a bag of weed. Can be a dub, a dime.. Doesn't matter.

I just got hooked up with a fat potsack.

Got half on a potsack?

Guy: Potsack? Who says potsack?
Me: How about you suck on my junk, biatch?

by AZ Stompy2 December 25, 2010

ponta

Has a big dick and are as sexy as Jorge

Girl: Look it's Ponta i want him inside me

by Lixn December 11, 2016

postsantum depression

The incredible letdown some folks experience when they realize Christmas is over

(typical Monday after Christmas office discussion)

Holy hell, why is Michelle ragging it with me?

It's not just you, she's got a bad case of postsantum depression.

by OldFart77 December 26, 2009