Politics

"Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed."
Mao Tse-Tung (1893 - 1976)
by Mertown June 09, 2007
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Something that shouldn't be talked about with family and friends, it goes along with religon and other controversial topics, it's a quick way to piss of people and get in a fight.
Democrat: Abortion is THE RIGHT OF A WOMEN!!!
Republican: GOD SAYS IT'S A SIN, IT'S MURDER!!
Me: Mom, Dad can we just talk about school or something, god damn I hate politics
by Jersey Kid January 26, 2008
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An adjective used to describe actions or statements which are self-serving.
Political works typically involve half-truths (such as statistics), hidden motives, deceptiveness, faked integrity or sincerity, or false advertising via exaggeration.
These political actions are frequently immoral since they offer no regard for honesty or justice.
The student used political tactics to get an 'A' without learning anything.
The man wore a suit and tie to the job interview for political reasons.
The presidential candidate focused on the Latino vote and domestic issues for political reasons, hiding his real agenda.
by Kristopher Windsor May 09, 2008
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politics

the quote-unquote "refined" art of speaking, often for long periods of time, without actually saying anything.
Democrats and Republicans alike are masters of the art of politics.
by Achory September 24, 2009
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politics

Well it's like this.

Freedom is a log with a giant cross-cut saw laying acrossed it.At one end of the saw are the Democrats and at the other end are the Republicans.The Democrats pull it this way and the Republicans pull it that way.They keep this up until they've sawed the log in half.Then they go back to their Satanic occult black lodges and gay anal eachother cause they are faggots.
Freedom is just a word they used to take your freedom away from you.
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Politics

Something in the old days never talked about publicly but today is usually diverted from any topic up to and including puppies, tits and fried fish.
I really like the way this flower smells.... unlike the stench of Maobama. Im not talking about politics, im stating the truth....about roses.
by Obama2014 September 02, 2012
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Politics

A clusterfuck of clashing personalities and beliefs.
Person A: In Politics, no one can be wrong or right.

Person B: That's bullshit! Vote (insert preferred candidate).
by doomedfromthestart September 07, 2015
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