Dookie Art with the Poltergeist

after a huge shit, you observe your shit moving in such a way that it could only be a being from an alternate dimension.

After my shit covers the globe, aliens in quantum probes, who created humans long ago, only modes of communication through the chronic smoke, make me leader of the planet, just as they planned it, the 5th coming of christ, Dookie Art with the Poltergeist.

by bigcheech August 4, 2006

polterjoist

The noise a house makes when it is cooling down and you hear what appear to be footsteps upstairs or doors opening.

Matt and Vikkie were sitting in the lounge when they heard footsteps upstairs, don't worry Vikkie said its just a polterjoist.

by Matthew Lowe February 18, 2008

Poltertext

When your phone is on vibrate and you swear you felt it go off but when you look at your phone there's no message.

zzzzz...zzzzz...zzzzzz. Oh a text i'll just check that...Fuck my life! It was a poltertext!

by Alex McGie March 7, 2009

Poltergeist

Poltergeist means noisy ghost in german. Poltergeist usually move objects and opens doors etc. They are imprints left by humans

I heard that bobby has a poltergeist in his basement

by Mahinxosr June 10, 2017

pollerudo

Pollerudo describes the boy who is controlled by his girldfriend

Emi is so pollerudo

by Maikraboia May 4, 2018

poltersociology

The study of society and the interaction between poltergeist spirits and humans.

Poltersociology studies society and how poltergeists interact with humans.

by Natural Life May 28, 2018

Poltergust

A sort of vacuum, however it is primarily used for ghost busting instead of cleaning. Money, golden bones, dust, and rodents can also be collected.

"Luigi, can you take care of this ghost bugging me with your poltergust?"

by ThatGuyAtParties November 15, 2019