after a huge shit, you observe your shit moving in such a way that it could only be a being from an alternate dimension.
After my shit covers the globe, aliens in quantum probes, who created humans long ago, only modes of communication through the chronic smoke, make me leader of the planet, just as they planned it, the 5th coming of christ, Dookie Art with the Poltergeist.
by bigcheech August 4, 2006
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Matt and Vikkie were sitting in the lounge when they heard footsteps upstairs, don't worry Vikkie said its just a polterjoist.
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When your phone is on vibrate and you swear you felt it go off but when you look at your phone there's no message.
by Alex McGie March 7, 2009
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Get the poltersociology mug.A sort of vacuum, however it is primarily used for ghost busting instead of cleaning. Money, golden bones, dust, and rodents can also be collected.
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