Easily assimilated nation, sucks at war and got bent over. 10/10 would not visit again or ever. Poles are fun to look at except when they're looking back at then you run. Their boy scouts hit a rough patch around 1940 and didn't quite return.
Those Poland people are dumb
by Dan the pole hating man June 11, 2018
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I won't write you about economy, history and stuff...
We have pretty girls (ussually blondes with nice, huge you-know-what. Examples? Check out Izabella Scorupco- Bond's girl from "Goldeneye"), we have the best vodka on the world (like Sobieski), and our beer is nice too (honoured with medals). Our beer is ussually 5-10% and has a deep golden brown colour (not like american light yellow water beer's). Check our best: Tyskie, Zywiec, Lech or Warka.
And (inspite of what U americans think of us) we are quite smart ;) Any examples: You have to have a special net dictionary to know where Poland is (CENTRAL Europe not East), and i am pretty sure, that everyone in Poland know where USA is, and can show it on the map... U'll say "It is big- everybody knows it), but we have to know smaller countries too, you know... :) And I'm doubtfull, that U all can show on the map where is Republik of Congo, Zair, Sumathra or Sri Lanka... ;)
Anyway it is a big and fast-growing country.
And by the way- you have polish jokes- nice... We don't have to have US Jokes - we are just visiting sites like that!
We have pretty girls (ussually blondes with nice, huge you-know-what. Examples? Check out Izabella Scorupco- Bond's girl from "Goldeneye"), we have the best vodka on the world (like Sobieski), and our beer is nice too (honoured with medals). Our beer is ussually 5-10% and has a deep golden brown colour (not like american light yellow water beer's). Check our best: Tyskie, Zywiec, Lech or Warka.
And (inspite of what U americans think of us) we are quite smart ;) Any examples: You have to have a special net dictionary to know where Poland is (CENTRAL Europe not East), and i am pretty sure, that everyone in Poland know where USA is, and can show it on the map... U'll say "It is big- everybody knows it), but we have to know smaller countries too, you know... :) And I'm doubtfull, that U all can show on the map where is Republik of Congo, Zair, Sumathra or Sri Lanka... ;)
Anyway it is a big and fast-growing country.
And by the way- you have polish jokes- nice... We don't have to have US Jokes - we are just visiting sites like that!
Show me on the map where is Maroko, without checking on the internet, and than I am pretty shure that U r from Poland ;)
by Pole December 28, 2005
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They try to act like they’re from Poland, by faking accents, adding Polish words to sentences, slav squatting, and so on.
They try to act like they’re from Poland, by faking accents, adding Polish words to sentences, slav squatting, and so on.
by poopandpussyeater69 September 19, 2019
Get the Polandboo mug.Person A: Did you hear about Timmy, he had a threesome with a German and Russian chick last night!
Person B: Timmy's a little bitch, he would have spent his whole time getting pegged by them. He was definitely Mr Poland.
Person B: Timmy's a little bitch, he would have spent his whole time getting pegged by them. He was definitely Mr Poland.
by BigChiefMojoRising August 24, 2018
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A character from the cursed show of hetalia, but will always be something more.
A character from the cursed show of hetalia, but will always be something more.
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"No Lithuania, don't look at him, the last time you did, you ejaculated everywhere and I had to clean it u-"
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"Dammit Lithuania, I think some of it got on my face."
"No Lithuania, don't look at him, the last time you did, you ejaculated everywhere and I had to clean it u-"
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"Dammit Lithuania, I think some of it got on my face."
by Probably not aesthetic June 6, 2019
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If you hear someone say this its probably stuck in their head from watching Tiktok or the music video.
If you hear someone say this its probably stuck in their head from watching Tiktok or the music video.
by theonlysm!th October 7, 2022
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