The God of Poker. Poker God never loses. Poker God always knows the right time to fold. Poker God always calls the all-in bluff. Poker God always gets the card he needs on the river. Even when Poker God has no hope of winning, he shall invoke divine intervention in the form of an invalid card. Poker God has the power to scare people into not calling his bluffs.
Poker God Facts
Some people fold preflop. When you play the Poker God you fold pre deal. He just takes the blinds.
No one raises Poker God unless he lets you.
Poker God once won the world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno, and a Monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
Poker God Facts
Some people fold preflop. When you play the Poker God you fold pre deal. He just takes the blinds.
No one raises Poker God unless he lets you.
Poker God once won the world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, a green number 4 from Uno, and a Monopoly 'get out of jail free' card.
I had the Poker God eliminated with a nut flush against the two pair, however, the divine intervention of the Poker God was invoked and a Walgreens card came up, thus nullifying the hand and fucking me over for the rest of the game.
by columbusdiscoveredgold July 14, 2011
Get the Poker Godmug. Like a poker face, but characterizes the inner desire to play poker. When we play poker, we must have a poker face that opponents do not read our cards, and when we want to play we have Poker mood. We can start to play without poker face, but we must have Poker mood, because it affects our game more than we think. Taken from the site PokerAgency.Ru
by GGuncha June 21, 2014
Get the Poker moodmug. An erect penis
by Ray Giorgione April 7, 2019
Get the Pork pokermug. Slang for pot smoker, usually used by stoners when stoned to hide the fact that they've been 'poking smot'. Often used on facebook status updates by stoners who don't want others to know they're smot pokers.
by Cayk November 30, 2010
Get the Smot Pokermug. by dennis-mcgavidy April 22, 2006
Get the possum pokermug. 1) Phil Hellmuth
2) A guy who thinks he is the greatest poker player ever and will tell you so at every availabe opportunity.
2) A guy who thinks he is the greatest poker player ever and will tell you so at every availabe opportunity.
-1
Phil Hellmuth is the poker brat because if you beat him he thinks its unfair 'If there was no luck I'd win every hand'
-2
-I'm so at reading you I'm gonna call your all in with my mid pair sixes, thats how amazing I am.
-Dude, I got a full house, sixes over jacks. Remember just because you a poker brat doesn't make you as good as Phil Hellmuth.
Phil Hellmuth is the poker brat because if you beat him he thinks its unfair 'If there was no luck I'd win every hand'
-2
-I'm so at reading you I'm gonna call your all in with my mid pair sixes, thats how amazing I am.
-Dude, I got a full house, sixes over jacks. Remember just because you a poker brat doesn't make you as good as Phil Hellmuth.
by Adam Cadaver June 20, 2007
Get the poker bratmug. the guy in your local poker game with the shit hot poker website gear, turd sniffer sunglasses, and the card suites tatooed on his knuckles.
not the best player, but swears he is; also would not meet you outside to settle a beef for running his mouth.
not the best player, but swears he is; also would not meet you outside to settle a beef for running his mouth.
by sick of douchebag gamblers April 18, 2008
Get the poker douchemug.