n., adj.
not pockets are those remaining pockets of fat that stick after many months of strenuous exercise. They make you look less hot. The opposite of not pockets would be, hot pockets. Hot pockets are the positive fatty areas that are atrractive. Hot pockets include: boobs and bootie (of course, those areas are not always considered "hot pockets." they can also be "not pockets.")
whoah, nothin' hot about that girl, just a bunch of not pockets goin on!
by melbeann June 10, 2009
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When you are a little stoned, and buzzing a little from alcohol, you are "in the pocket". The perfect combination of a little alcohol and a little weed and you feel right.
"yo, I'm in the pocket bro"
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The cloth glove we put our hands into to pretend we are innocently putting our hands in our pockets. We do this, as opposed to putting our dirty hands directly inside our pants, and looking like complete perverts.
Person 1: Aaaaah, ooooooohh, giggle giggle, hehe!

Person 2: "Wassup bro?"

Person 1: "Whoa.....oh hi"

Person 2: "Whats in your pocket bro?"

Person 1: "Uhh...um......nothing."
by BadgerEat April 28, 2012
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1. female version of a douchebag
2. vajayjay
3. a signal to a friend that her legs are open
4. an insult that's actually a term of endearment if you say it lovingly to a REALLY good friend (kinda like when you call her a bitch)
1. they deserve each other; he's a douche and she's a pocket.
2. he's so cute, i could just pick him up and put him in my pocket.
3. if i forget that i'm wearing a skirt, just elbow me and say "pocket."
4. friend #1: i don't want to carry a purse, but i can't fit all my stuff in my pocket.

friend #2: you ARE a pocket.

friend #1: actually, yes, and so are you.

friend #2. aw, thanks. love you, too.
by Virginia409 February 11, 2009
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The perfect level of intoxication while day drinking. Typically maintaining a level of 1.2 Bac ( Blood Alcohol Content )
Broh, 3 margaritas deep and it only noon, we are so in the pocket !
by Anders Senditberg July 3, 2018
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1. To steal something from someone or someplace eg a shop

2. How much cash you have
1. Lets pocket some of this shit

2. Damn these new loafers cert my pocket
by Forces July 20, 2006
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Pocket.(noun)

The selected male by any or all females that holds onto every unnesasary belonging that she/they need to bring into the club with them for the evening.
Hey Mark, will you be my pocket tonight?

Just give your Id to Mark, he's my pocket for the night.
by LORD J May 15, 2005
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