BadgerEat's definitions
The cloth glove we put our hands into to pretend we are innocently putting our hands in our pockets. We do this, as opposed to putting our dirty hands directly inside our pants, and looking like complete perverts.
Person 1: Aaaaah, ooooooohh, giggle giggle, hehe!
Person 2: "Wassup bro?"
Person 1: "Whoa.....oh hi"
Person 2: "Whats in your pocket bro?"
Person 1: "Uhh...um......nothing."
Person 2: "Wassup bro?"
Person 1: "Whoa.....oh hi"
Person 2: "Whats in your pocket bro?"
Person 1: "Uhh...um......nothing."
by BadgerEat October 1, 2012
Get the pocketmug.