Plumber Method

When you masturbate furiously with a drunken flaccid penis, in the hope that it will somehow come alive through your hopeless need.

Jim had had at least 7 scotches and when he was realistic about it, it was more like 9. It was starting to look like one of those nights where he'd need the plumber method to get things going.

by TheDuckMan May 29, 2009

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Plumber's soup

Another name for French Onion soup, as it sometimes resembles a clogged toilet.

That plumber's soup sure looks nasty.

by mpzeeeee August 4, 2011

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The visible butt crack that is often seen when fat plumbers and other workers for hire are in your house, and their pants fall down a few inches on their back side, because they are either working under your sink or in an unusual position or have too much weight on their tool belt.

My mom: (Pointing at the plumber's plumber cleavage.)
Me: Laughing on the inside: (he he he.)

by thedzone October 17, 2009

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Plumber Plunge

When a girl is giving you a BlowJob and then then you (the male) gets tooo cocky and shoves your dick to far down that she pukes all over you and your manhood.

"O dude what happened to you you get puked on?"
"yeah i by accidently plumber plunged katie earlier today."

by Balbus November 12, 2007

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Plumber's Pocket

An ingenious culinary creation which entails cooking a pizza pocket into the middle of a traditional grilled cheese sandwich.

Hungry Person One: "Man, I'm a hungry person."
Hungry Person Two: "Me too, man. You know what would hit the spot, a Plumber's Pocket."
Hungry Person One: "What's that?"
Hungry Person Two: "Only the best food EVER."

by ENGL346 March 21, 2013

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