Egg Painter

Slur for Ukrainian (egg painting is part of Ukrainian tradition)

You're a fuckin egg painter

All the fucking egg painters congregate at that hall

by EggPainterOwl February 28, 2019

Painter's Radio

when a guy blows his muck all over the woman's face.

I left your Mom with a face like a painter's radio and the dirty bitch loved it

by seattle brian February 3, 2009

only fax no printer

A longer way of saying facts or fax. It is used when you agree with something, or it is undeniably true.

A: Beyoncé should have beat Adele at the Grammys.
B: Only fax no printer!

by Justin Galaxy January 8, 2018

Printer Cheese

Cheese that has been dropped into the laser printer at work by a sloppy co-worker walking around while eating snacks.

Alyx, did you see that printer cheese that someone left in the printer?

by Alfred! July 14, 2009

Pointer Promise

Like a pinky promise, only better, because a pointer finger promise means nothing. Not legally binding in any way.

EX: "Pinky promise?"
-"Hell no, I only pointer promise bitch."

by Maggalicious Definition August 17, 2011

printerception

When in an office environment printing documents to a shared public printer and when you arrive your document is no longer there. It has been printercepted by another office worker.

Printerception: The act of knowingly or unknowingly removing another persons printed document from a shared public printer or copy machine.

Walking up to an empty printer Johnny realizes his print job is no longer there and screams out "WHO PRINTERCEPTED MY DOCUMENTS FROM THE COPY MACHINE?"

Printerception: The act of knowingly or unknowingly removing another persons printed document from a shared public printer or copy machine.

by RFDarress JR December 6, 2018

Five Pinter

The amount of pints of beer you need to drink to make someone look atractive enough to want to fuck. Someone who you'd not normally consider good enough for sex. The number of pints can vary.

Nope, don't fancy her, tho she's not too bad - I'd say a five pinter!

by Steinman July 25, 2007