Plaguebasting

The act of, in the event of a zombie apocalypse, purposely infecting someone with the zombie virus to turn them into a zombie as to get rid of them so you don't have to put up with their crap during a zombie outbreak.

Guy1: Dude I hate that guy he's such a prick.
Guy2: Oh I know, I say we put him on our plaguebasting list.
Guy1: Good call.

by JtRockin June 26, 2009

planurbum

"That's what she said."

Dude: "This is so hard."

Dude 2: "Fuckin' planurbum, dude."

by woirdo847 January 22, 2010

Noobonic Plague

A situation in a cyber environment in which the ratio of l33ts to n00bs is less than (√(5)-1) to 2.

Z0mz0rz6912: "Dude, all these noobs on this forum -- it's like a freakin' noobonic plague."

Ch1ck3nPl0x: "Man, I took on a noobonic plague and just pwned like 15 total noobs on this MMORPG."

by qu4s1p4wn February 20, 2009

AU Plague

A disease contracted by most freshman within the first few weeks after arrival to American University. Symptoms include uncontrollable cough, stuffy nose, sore throat, and the inability to attend any classes that start before 11:20 AM. Often contracted by sharing beer bong cups and making out with grenades.

Person 1: Yo, did you make it to your college writing class this morning?

Person 2: Hell no I didn't, I have the AU Plague. Plus that shit was at 8:30 so I was like fuck that and slept in til 3.

by zirak September 9, 2010

plat chat

Term used in the twitch chat of competitive overwatch streams. It describes people who say dumb things in chat thinking their an expert in the game, but actually don't know what they're talking about. The term makes reference to the platinum rank in overwatch, a rank where there is a stereotype that players think they're better than they actually are.

Plat Chat: C9 LUL
Other Viewer: Not a c9 plat chat

by Syncretism April 9, 2019

Bubonic Plague

Bubonic Plague is a contagious, often fatal epidemic disease which killed a third (50 Millon) of the world's population of Europeans and Asians in the 1430's. The bubonic plague is caused by the bacterium Yersinia pestis, transmitted from person to person, a bite of a flea from an infected host, and a bite from an infected rat.It is characterized by chills, fever, vomiting, bloody semen, diarrhea, the formation of buboes, inflamed lymph nodes (around armpits, neck, and groin), pain areas in the abdomen or muscles, coughing blood, the whole body would feel fever, chills, fatigue, or malaise, Gastrointestinal (nausea, vomiting, and diarrhea), and commonly, bleeding, delirium, headache, phlegm, shortness of breath, or swollen and tender lymph node.

The Bubonic Plague is a virus

by TF2 Fan April 1, 2017

mental-plaque

Shit that builds up in one's head as a result of daily living and experience.

Mental tartar.

I need some mental-floss, there's just too much shit clogging my head.

Did you let the dog out? Uhh, I don't know.

by s6 July 19, 2005