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Platform party

An exhausting exercise, done as a warm-up or punishment in gym classes.

Usually consisting of a starting set of 10 squats and push ups, followed by another set of 9 squats and push ups, then 8, 7, 6, and so forth or until the person is comletely exhausted.
John told coach, "your mom goes to college", so he was asigned a platform party of 25!
by awesome pants poop June 29, 2009
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platformist

A person who discriminates based on the operating system used.
All windows people look alike. Stop being a platformist.
by Pinche Puto February 3, 2015
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Platform Techtonics

The long term changes in popularity between different internet platforms, leading to slow shifts in the market and changes in the way members of society interact with each other.
Do our positions for Q3 take into account the quantitative analysis we've performed around platform techtonics?
by Dillan Dilldrup September 11, 2019
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Platform Wuh

bay area rapid transit's fucking way of saying one/1
Nine car Antioch Train Now Boarding Platform wuh
by Columbux January 2, 2020
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Platform Cycle

When a meme is posted and becomes popular, there is a sudden surge of this kind of meme across the more populated areas of the web.

Stage 1 of the surge is the start: often memes will start on Twitter, Instagram, and Reddit. Twitter and Reddit often have their own meme surges within them after a meme is made, largely unaffected by the discussions on other platforms. Instagram memes can move between Reddit and Twitter, but rarely are built on in Instagram itself.

Stage 2 is the true beginning of the meme's journey: it is saved and posted to many other places online, often including Tumblr and iFunny, the worst places for the meme to be picked up, however they are crucial in the growth of the meme, spreading to the lowest points of the internet.

Stage 3 can often start in the middle of stage 2: it is used in chat rooms and apps like Discord and Teamspeak. This boosts the growth of the meme to astronomic levels, as the meme is now used in a personal creative way or spread to large amounts of people through a lot of small groups.

Stage 4 is the end of the road: after a specified amount of time (depending on how funny or well-used the meme was) the meme dies. It moves onto the afterlife by being posted to Facebook, or being reviewed by PewDiePie. On FB, the meme is laughed at by the elderly, and soon after becomes completely irrelevant and overshadowed by the next big meme.

It must be noted that 4chan is secretly in every stage.
Harambe has reached Facebook, thus completing the social media Platform Cycle. Harambe is officially a dead meme.
by reallifeworddefinitions February 24, 2020
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Platform whore

An individual whom innocuously, and unremittingly uses any opportunity to extend their social media platform. Particularly when their social media persona and real-life personalities are not the same.
Based of the social media you’d think he/she was a whole different person....I guess that’s a platform whore for ya.
by Master analyzer May 6, 2020
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Platformer's Migraine

a migraine that occurs when a person plays an extremely difficult platformer.
"My head really hurts"
"Did you seriously get platformer's migraine after 3 levels?"
"Really hard levels."
by Sossololpipi February 13, 2021
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