paddington ambush

When having sex w/ Girlfriend, man pulls out right before climax, then proceeds to blow his load on Girlfriends teddy bear.

If she gives does that again, she's getting the Paddington Ambush.

by Johnny Smack January 17, 2005

Brown Paddle Award

Given to Canada's most notorious and troublesome shit disturbers. These individuals show extreme self interest. They are always self important and almost smart. Many of these potential winners live in the Toronto and Ottawa area. When they move to the western provinces, the exude elitism and continue to push the leftist, trade union, wealth re-distribution agenda instead of pursuing useful work and effort.

Bob was a reporter sent out to the Edmonton Journal, but continued to believe in the National Energy Policy. The boys at the Petroleum Club gave him the Brown Paddle Award for 2005.

by John Whiskeyjack September 8, 2010

up a creek without a paddle

in a difficult situation with no simple solution

If you do something like that you'll be up a creek without a paddle.

by Light Joker June 7, 2007

Padda

Surname which means, fun, sexy, rich and popular. Someone who has incredible wealth, but does not show it. Padda can also replace the word "chick magnet", he has enemies, but has many popular friends. He recieves Oral multiple times. He is Ultimate Ladies Man. Perfect Boyfriend! Very funny person.

OMG have u seen that guy? He must be a Padda!!

by TheArabEuroLover July 8, 2010

phaddiction

Being addicted to your phone or mobile device.

He is always on his cell phone. He suffers from phaddiction.

by FreshWords January 2, 2018

Colonel Paddy

Colonel Paddy is how the late Colonel Robin Blair Mayne DSO (Three bars), Africa Star, Légion D'Honneur, Croix De Guerre & Palm, co founder of the SAS is known is his home town of Newtownards, Co. Down. Col. Paddy won numerous other medals during World War II

Robin Blair Mayne born at Newtownards, Co. Down on 11th January 1915 - died in a motoring accident near Newtownards on 14th December 1955. His reputation as a tough man was gained in the Boxing ring (he was the Irish Universities Heavyweight Champion) and on the Rugby field (six caps for the Irish Rugby team and a member of the 1938 British Lions tour). It preceded him wherever he went. He became a legend in his own lifetime. Whenever someone today mentions the name Colonel Paddy many people are able to provide their own anecdote about the man.

by Criostoir Hulme December 28, 2005

paddacake

coolie/guyanese word for "pussy" instead of saying "pokie" or something

Gyal you paddacake need fi wash.
Oh me momma gyal me faget fi wash me paddacake.
Ey you lil' paddacake, bring you rass back here.
Wha gwan paddacake?
Why it dig you paddacake for?
Gyal meh momma paddacake been a smell like a Gilbaka you momma mek last night.

by Dontknow May 28, 2006