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by Smsccp January 11, 2021
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Meaning penis; but in slang it can also refer to a lewd and disgusting individual, or the type of f*ckboi that's just too much of a slag for anyone who's not looking for a one-night stand. The kind who talks like every hook-up is a relationship till he gets bored or gets caught cheating; because only having a single sex partner for more than a week is a torture he can't endure, but he wants to make sure he gets a few more f*cks out of the last one before dropping them, regardless of whether or not he's already moved on to a new target.
That guy who'll stop at nothing to get any person he wants into bed; using means including but not limited to deception, manipulation, blackmail, gaslighting, harassment; waiting till they've had a bit too much to drink to make a move, etc. The kind of person who takes words like "No", "Not interested", and "Get lost" as a personal challenge rather than an outright refusal.
*That* kind of slaggy p.o.s.
(Not meant to be used for normal guys who might play the field a lot, but always make it clear that they're just looking for fun. Who understand that consent is sexy, and don't take advantage of people; because they're bright enough to know that there are plenty of others who'll be up for a good time if this or that one isn't interested. *Those* dudes are cool bros; no matter how much they sleep around, everyone is willing and they aren't hurting anyone, so they're good.)
Meaning penis; but in slang it can also refer to a lewd and disgusting individual, or the type of f*ckboi that's just too much of a slag for anyone who's not looking for a one-night stand. The kind who talks like every hook-up is a relationship till he gets bored or gets caught cheating; because only having a single sex partner for more than a week is a torture he can't endure, but he wants to make sure he gets a few more f*cks out of the last one before dropping them, regardless of whether or not he's already moved on to a new target.
That guy who'll stop at nothing to get any person he wants into bed; using means including but not limited to deception, manipulation, blackmail, gaslighting, harassment; waiting till they've had a bit too much to drink to make a move, etc. The kind of person who takes words like "No", "Not interested", and "Get lost" as a personal challenge rather than an outright refusal.
*That* kind of slaggy p.o.s.
(Not meant to be used for normal guys who might play the field a lot, but always make it clear that they're just looking for fun. Who understand that consent is sexy, and don't take advantage of people; because they're bright enough to know that there are plenty of others who'll be up for a good time if this or that one isn't interested. *Those* dudes are cool bros; no matter how much they sleep around, everyone is willing and they aren't hurting anyone, so they're good.)
Greasy guy getting waaaaaayyyy too close: "How about we get... *dinner*... together later?"
Intended Prey, nose wrinkled: "Sorry, I'm not interested in pizzle."
Intended Prey, nose wrinkled: "Sorry, I'm not interested in pizzle."
by DeiStarr September 26, 2023
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by Ojay Krunk March 18, 2004
Get the pizzle-whapped mug.A Pizzle Rat is a name given to a dirt ball piece of garbage that hails from Port St. Lucie Florida. Not all Port St. Lucie residents are Pizzle rats. Pizzle Rats include, but are not limited too; dirt balls, hip gun toting wannabe gangsters, jigaboos (not to be confused with blacks), mud sharks, and retarded douchebags that try to pimp their piece of shit 1990 ford mustang and attempt to pass it off as a maserati.
me-"look at that guy standing on the side of the road with the cash for gold sign."
friend- "he looks like a cocaine cowboy that just stepped out of the 80's."
me- "it's to be expected... dudes definitely a Pizzle Rat."
friend- "he looks like a cocaine cowboy that just stepped out of the 80's."
me- "it's to be expected... dudes definitely a Pizzle Rat."
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