The one phrase which states quite clearly, the sarcastic way to finish an argument against something.
Said sarcastically or angrily, more or less, with a short burst of temper .
If someone doesn't like your opinion on anything, pretty much, this is said in huge retort to that, and pretty much defines your strong position to it.
"What? You don't like Zelda Breath of the Wild? Fine! Torches are on the left, pitchforks are on the right. Come and get me!"
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Means to go for the ogre hunt.
Sometimes misinterpreted as courage, "to take the torches and the pitchforks" is not an act of heroism, nor bravery.
It's rather an act of desperation with the only motivation being to engage sexual activity with a very ugly individual, that would often be confused with an ogre.
Kevin: What happened to Brad at the party last night?
Martin: After 2 am he lost his standards and took the torches and the pitchforks
Kevin: damn man I would never do that (crosses his index and middle-finger behind the back)
Martin: I know! That Katia was a real Ogre!

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by Just1nSw7 August 13, 2018
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Polishing Your Pitchfork

Preemptively refining critique of a work or viewpoint to its best possible form.
"On Ghostbusters Reboot"

Before polishing your pitchfork> why the hell do they push women and "girl power" so much in this movie? That's not what this series is about!

After polishing your pitchfork -> the women in this movie are being used as shallow marketing ploys, not as new and unique characters. That's what we want in this movie.
by ergonomics January 14, 2020
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Pitchforking

When there are 3 men and 1 woman. The men surround her and one has oral, one has anal and the other has normal.
This is called pitchforking as the men are the three prongs and the woman is the handle.
Bob, Ben, Bill and I were Pitchforking last night.
by PurplePooch March 11, 2020
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pitchforking

To fall asleep.
To knock out.
To "hit the hay" like a farmer's pitchfork.
Guy: Dude, you wanna go party?
Dude: Naw, man, I'm pitchforking already.
by mous3 May 25, 2011
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Polish Pitchfork

The premier, unstoppable wrestling move where the athlete holds out both arms, bent at 90 degrees with fists held upright, projects body vertically and with a turn so as to aim the head towards the stomach, one fist to the face, and the other fist towards the gonads. When successful, the match is over.
As Captain Insano was bewildered after being hit by a piledriver, Kowalski ended the match by executing a Polish Pitchfork that left an uncomfortable Captain Insano icing his testes.
by Totallynottom January 27, 2025
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Devils Pitchfork

Like a devils threesome except with 3 guys and 1 girl.
Brad and Kevin’s friend Matt showed up, so our devils three-sum turned into a devils pitchfork.
by Marcrombie August 22, 2021
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