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kiss my piss

The newly updated kiss my ass. Kiss my piss debuted on the tv show Silicon Valley. It's as odd and nerdy as it's originator.

Dweeby CEO of Pied Piper - Richard Hendricks (deftly played by Thomas Middleditch) - lands this as a major diss.
Colin: Can I be real with you? I really need this.

Richard: Can I be real-er? Kiss my piss

Colin: What?

Richard: You heard me. Kiss my piss. (said repeatedly with awkward techno-jig-like dancing)
by r.c.p.j. June 10, 2018
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Ninja Piss

when a guy pisses on the rim bowl of the toilet (the white space just above the water) so that it won't make a splashing noise while your peeing.

(a guy thing... i hope)
"It was like 3 in the morning and i didn't wanna wake up my parents so i just took a quick ninja piss"
by Pete Lee September 10, 2006
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Shark Piss

Shark Piss or "Great White Wine", as the label indicates, is a white wine made in Truro, Nova Scotia. It is usually purchased and consumed by Junior High and or High School students.

Shark Piss is notorious for being inexpensive ($15 Canadian for 1.5 L) and strong (20%). The quality of the wine is so poor that it is often treated like hard liquour and mixed with other less disgusting beverages.
The student was discovered passed out in the baseball field, clutching a bottle of Shark Piss to his chest.

Tired of Colt 45 the wandering vagrant decided to treat himself to Shark Piss.
by The Hambone November 6, 2009
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Shady Pines

Used to describe a low cost or disreputable rest home/seniors residence, as used in the popular sitcom "Golden Girls". Regular character Sophia Petrillo was kept inline with the constant threat of being sent back to "Shady Pines".
His inattentive children warehoused him in a "Shady Pines"
by xy_zedd December 18, 2011
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pisces

pisces are strong people and what i just said was right. ignore all the other things that tell you you’re not they don’t know shit. when they don’t get their own way.. we’ll let’s just say they will get it somehow.
they can be very stubborn people and most of the time are they are a introvert. people always say pisces trust too easily and you know what maybe for the first few years of their life because because they ‘trust too easily’ you probably have trust issues now. and they are very good liars when they want to be.
if you are a pisces just ignore them shitty things that call you weak, you aren’t.

that’s all i have to say now bye bye mwah
by zodiacluna November 9, 2019
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Pisces girl

The best bitchy, crazy but cute, hot and charismatic girl you'll ever meet.
“Oh, she’s so hot!”

“Sure, she’s a pisces girl
by astraeja May 31, 2021
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