pinocchio dick

Pinocchio Dick is when you get stuck with a four hour erection because you lied to your girl friend about taking Viagra.

Bills wife was both happy and sad that he had a bad case of Pinocchio dick last week.

by tellitizaman September 11, 2010

stinky pinocchio

When a man licks a girl's butthole, Sticks his nose in her vagina, and rubs her clit at the same time

Yea dude, I gave her the stinky pinocchio and she didn't know what the hell was going on

by firebirdyeadude June 8, 2009

decimating the Pinocchio

Masturbating with a penis aka Pinocchio nose

Angela said he was off decimating the Pinocchio

by Phangela April 25, 2019

Pinocchio Nose

A really huge dick typically 18"

"Are you ready to ride my Pinocchio Nose baby?"

by JavaInk88 April 28, 2020

Pinocchio fuck

A sexual act between a man and a women involving penetration of the vagina by the man's proboscis (nose). Usually suggested by a women seeking to dominate a man through mild suffocation. During this act it is not uncommon for the woman to cry out, "Oh yes... yes... lie to me big boy, lie to me!"

Wow I could hardly breath the other day when I gave my girl a Pinocchio fuck!

by Spankles123123 April 21, 2009

black pinocchio

a black man who has an abnormally large nose and often lies a lot.

Mom: Hey Jamal come here please
Jamal: No mom I going to the shop
Mom: Ah ah no you don't you stupid black Pinocchio.
Jamal: Fuck off mom you dirty nigger

by BigFatAlan July 24, 2019

Pinocchio Theory

According to Bootsy's Rubber Band, the Pinocchio Theory states that if you fake the funk, your nose will grow. This is later seen in Sir Nose D'Voidoffunk.

“If you fake the funk, your nose will grow.” -Bootsy Collins, in "the Pinocchio Theory."

by DepecheMoses November 1, 2006