Pity Dance

Commonly used at school dances.
To dance with someone you don't really like, but you do it because you don't want to hurt their feelings.

Bob: Amber looked like a brown bag special last night.
Bobby: Yeah I know, I had to pity dance with her.
Bob: Dayum.

by Raynbo February 16, 2008

Pity Poke

A non-emotional sexual favor. Women do this out of guilt when a male goes beyond the call of duty or has gone a long time without sex. Much like tossing a bone to a dog, no effort or meaning. sympathy sex. A reward when sex is not wanted.

Jack had done such a great job washing Diane's car, and she hadn't done anything for him in a long time. Not being in the mood for sex, she went ahead and threw him a pity poke to keep him happy.

Jack : I'm finished with your car, it only took 3 hrs.

Diane : Come on, I'll let you tap this... even though I don't want to.

by Pepsieholik July 11, 2010

piggy bank pussy

a woman's reproductive organ that holds the properties of a coin slot. i.e.: no excess of labial matter and/ or the absence of an enlarged clitoris.

That bitch from last night had a piggy bank pussy, yeeeah boy. Long dick style all night!

by BradTardif/Dosia/Randi January 28, 2016

Piggy Plane

When you listen to Kryoz and actually look up this word.
Like why?
What did you expect, A fat chick flying off a water slide?

Wow, bro that girl just went off the slide and looked like Piggy Plane.
Wow, look that up on Urban dictionary and tell me if it's still inappropriate. ~ John

by Autistic Yolneek July 6, 2018

Pity Pizza

A meal served by employers to employees, as a way to "compensate" them for being underpaid, overworked, and for lack of raises/bonuses and/or meal breaks. Its commonly served during long, hectic working hours when the employer makes it clear that there is not enough staff/time to take a break to eat said pizza, and is usually consumed by other staff who historically under perform and take several long breaks throughout the day that are not warranted. The employees that are dying of hunger and thirst are allowed to smell the Pity Pizza, but rarely are given time to consume it; however they are expected to be grateful for the grand gesture of Pity Pizza

Emily: "Hey Susan! I've walked 4 miles in this office today running around, l haven't been able to pee or refill my water bottle and I've been here since 4am... don't you think we deserve a raise?"

Susan: "No Emily, our boss bought us Pity Pizza again instead of providing us with well deserved raises and bonuses....but we don't really have time to actually stop and eat it"

by Netty-Lou-Who September 19, 2023

Hop on Roblox Piggy

Slang for having a gay orgy with anyone participating

"Hey want to hop on roblox piggy? I got 4 other people willing to join."

by darealbarackobama June 10, 2021

pity makeout

When, after a period of one-sided sexual attraction, the uninterested person feels so sorry for the unattractive pursuer that they agree to kiss.

This happens because either (a) they don't think the dweeb can take anymore rejection, or (b) they think it might pump up the poor sap's self-esteem.

Steph: I saw you kissing Lou last night. Are you seriously into him?

Michelle: I feel bad the poor troll has such a high school crush on me. It was a total pity makeout.

by ilostcountat52 September 10, 2009