Pigs Night Out

A designated night among male friends in which their group goal is to become intoxicated and have sex with otherwise undesirable female specimens (Slam pigs). A true Pigs Night Out, will feature a group of Slam Pigs, sometimes referred to as a herd. Cash prizes are occasionally offered to the male who beds the least desirable of the herd, or the "Blue Ribbon Hog".

Oh man it seems like forever since we've gotten laid, I hereby declare a Pigs Night Out!

by Hog Slam Master May 14, 2009

Pigs on the Wing

Anybody who you don't want to see when you run into them. Used to describe enemy fighters in the Second Big One but now is used to describe anyone you have to talk to in a bar, restaurant, sporting event, etc. that you see and don't want to talk to.

You and a buddy walk into your favorite watering hole and see all your ex co-workers, "Hey dude, there are a lot of Pigs on the Wing here, let's leave.

by Corbin Dangerfield June 5, 2007

Pigs in a blanket

A delicious breakFEAST consisting of pancakes that have sausages cooked into them. Served smothered with syrup on top. Rarely ever made unless by specific request on holidays or on a day you stayed home from school sick.

Dad: What do you kids want for breakfast?
Kids: Pigs in a blanket!
Dad: Are you sure you don't want french toast instead?

by Nateson Richardman July 30, 2011

pigs nose

Protruding anus with hemiroids

by bribri October 26, 2003

pigs in a blanket

It is when a man has a threesome with two fat chicks.

"Dude, I am going to go for a threesome tonight!" "Look at you man, you have a better chance pulling off a 'pigs in a blanket'."

by fatchickluver June 17, 2009

pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learned the basics of electricity, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?

by Sexydimma December 22, 2012

pigs don't fly

A phrase meaning : normal and civilized- however one is to define these terms- people don't behave the way you do.

A boy comes home from physical sciences class and starts putting scissors in the electric plug.

His mother: James, is this f-sag? What are you doing? Pigs don't fly you silly.

James: it's not f-sag, it's to impress my physics teacher.

by Sexydimma May 15, 2017