Pigeon

A derogatory term used to refer to a Zealous Efficacious Killer Eating Roasted Indian Yams Easily.

Dude1: "Look at that pigeon."
Dude2: "Man he is really enjoying that yam ain't he."

by BigForeheadBanana69 May 15, 2021

Pigeoned

Verb: Past tense
The act of ejaculating a large load onto an unsuspecting passerby's head from a high place (ex. rooftop, building, etc), similar to how a pigeon defecates on people.

John, you I was walking down the street and some guy pigeoned a girl from the 3rd story window!

by Skippy Tree June 22, 2017

pigeoning

The act of gulling whilst standing on a monument/statue or from a window situated on the first floor or above.

David enjoyed pigeoning the next door neighbour from his bedroom window.

by Miles Apart June 25, 2008

Pigeon

A person who is dating your ex that is collecting the crumbs,scraps and leftovers you left behind. Most likely a downgrade who is taking your sloppy seconds.

Guy 1: Dude, you see that pigeon picking those bread crumbs over there?

Guy 2: You mean my ex and her downgrade?

by swagger_status January 5, 2011

pigeon

A poor Poker player. The principal food of professional Poker players.

If you can't tell who the pigeon is at the table in ten minutes, it's you.

by Salsa Shark August 26, 2005

Pigeon

You're playing chess against a Pigeon, and even if you win the Pigeon will smash all the pieces off the board and shit all over it.

It's a human behavior compiled by several different features such as (but not limited to) being a dick, douche or asshole and in a way not giving a shit about other people or acceptable social rules. A pigeon is annoying and is usually enhanced by Alcohol.

Someone spills a drink on your carpet but doesn't clean it up.
- "Man you're such a fucking Pigeon"

A group of drunk girls singing "I wanna dance with somebody" at 5am outside your window with no regards to sleeping residents".
- "Man I wish these pigeons would shut the fuck up. "

A person takes 7 tokes of a joint in 1 go in a circle of 6 people, disregarding the puff puff pass rule.
- "Man that guy is such a pigeon"

by Sebbe SWEDEN November 11, 2014

Pigeon

When you ejaculate out the second floor or higher window, and hit someone below you, like a pigeon.

Andrew was putting his keys in the door when he felt something on his shoulder. He thought it was a bird, but he got pigeoned by Nick.

by Crackershinobi. June 27, 2009