Pietro

A Pietro is a lanky boy, usually taller than your average Italian who spends most of his free time being the King of Fifa. Shy to strangers, but very charming, a Pietro keeps his Hairstyle fresh and sleek. He always takes pride in how he looks and has a large head to carry his big brain.

Person 1: Did you see? Charlie got a new haircut
Person 2: Again?! He is a real Pietro that one

by Marshal89 March 7, 2019

pietime

when a guy eats a girl out.

Dang, that was some good pietime last night!

by DAD(: June 6, 2010

Pieter Van Den Hoogenband

Definition: The Best Name In The Universe, Period!

Background: Netherlands Olympic Swimmer

The winner of the 100m backstroke, Pieter Van Den Hoogenband.

by Alec Featherstone August 16, 2004

pietro

that dude that always takes forever to eat and use the bathroom

bruh my friend is such a pietro

by Epic9YearOld April 29, 2020

Pieterjan

Pieterjan is a big manbear. Huge, loads of facial hair and wears clothes that resembles bearskin. He is definitely not a little faggot.

Look at that manly Pieterjan!

by ThatOtherOtherGuy February 13, 2014

piethong

A self-proclaimed wizard who gobbles sausage cause it goes down easy and would "totally throw that guy through a wall if he was here you guys." Brings down the vibe of the night.

Biggs: "Is Piethong coming? We'd better get out of here." Wedge: "Oh shit, I think I see that damn car.
Dos Equis Guy: "He's compensating for something you know."

by Twist-Tied September 13, 2012

Piety Party

An increasingly popular nickname for the Republican Party due to its burgeoning affiliation with Christian fundamentalist thinking.

At this point, Mike Pence may be the newest and likely the most feckless poster person for the Piety Party

by Dr Bunnygirl November 22, 2022