phoosi

Deadly silent fart is called phoosi in typical punjabi

Aa phoosi kinne Mari sacho Sach Dasdo.

by Yaar tera March 19, 2017

poof pussy

When a women comes to your house, has sex with you, then instantly gets dressed and leaves as soon as you cum. No cuddling, no talking, no nothing. This leaves the rest of your evening free to hang out with friends, get a snack, or even just go to sleep while having the entire bed to yourself.

My friend Joey B really loves poof pussy and the rust trombone.

by bathroom bobby February 3, 2010

Phoobed

To thrust one's phone into his/her own breast.

UGH! Did you see that Andrea? She just Phoobed herself!

by Rosechuk December 1, 2010

poofaff

A person in a white hazmat suit with a crown on their head.

Wow, I want to be a poofaff for Halloween.

by poofaff September 22, 2020

phood

noun
1. what somebody becomes after you baby/son/lil boy them
2. when something is dastardly mid; subpar

1. Jack *after obliterating Daniel in fantasy baseball*: "You're my phood Daniel!"
Daniel: *Literally dies of crying*

2. Jack said" Tyme, that dinner you made is phood. It made me sick!"
Tyme: *Literally dies of crying*

by jackthejetski October 1, 2023

Food poof

A vegetarian, a vegan, a herbivore, someone who does not eat meat.

"Do you have any special dietary requirements?"
"Yes. I'm a food poof."

by ginger joe January 4, 2008

love poof

A phenomenon which occurs when a woman's low-plunging bra or similar is slightly too small, resulting in two small "poofs" peeking over the top of said undergarment.

I like to have a little love poof on the first date.

by Rainbow Coloured Llama December 16, 2008