philipp

philipp is like the biggest asshole alive. he will lie and do anything to ripp your heart out.

you: „i wanna kill him.“
me: „oh you mean philipp? yes definitely.”

by ashyouidiot November 21, 2021

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Paul Philippe

Perfect.

- Hi Paul Philippe, you look perfect today!
- please stop spitting facts we already know.

by Im_thicc_asf June 5, 2021

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Noun:

1. Someone who trolls incessantly regardless of the situation.

2. A person who has achieved peak bullshitness.

3. The art of annoying beyond comprehension.

Adjective:

1. Nonsensical.

Verb (used with object) :

1. To bullshit.

2. To disregard reason as a whole.

3. To expel feces out of mouth in exces

My friend told me that he almost won the lottery and the reason why he didn't win was beacuse the cashier's astrological sign was a Gemini!
Boy, your friend sure philippes a lot.

That man claims that NFTs are a secure and well thought out investment.
He sounds like a philippe I know!

by Irritanus September 14, 2022

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Jan Philipp

Its name epitomizes the duality he is. Sweet and sexy, loving and proud, concrete and dreamy. He is the best boyfriend: very caring, communicative, accepting your nuances. His love grows within you slowly but steadily, you’ll fall in love with his unmatched belief in love and his determination in wanting you in his life, breaking down and softening your walls. You feel embraced, literally too, best hugs!

Jan Philipp, let’s go on a date!

by Chili4ever February 24, 2024

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