Petophile

A person who is sexually attracted to young animals which are kept as pets. Usually this uncontrollable sexual apPETite is limited to just cats and dogs. However, some extreme petifilers will love smaller pets like a gerbils in a very special way (see Gerbilling for more info).

Having sexual relations with your pets is wrong. Don't do it!
Just because a cat is called a pussy does not mean you can fuck it... KITTY PORN must be stopped!

The catholic veterinarian was arrested yesterday for being a "Petophile".

The "petifiler" loved to masturbate to kitty porn movies!

Doing it "doggie style" has a different meaning to a "petifile".

Gerbilling is "Petophillia" gone rouge.

by Skull Duggery July 19, 2011

Peto

To lie about getting further with a girl than you actually did. Occurs when one leads on their friends when it comes to doing acts, mostly of the sexual nature, with a female.

Please tell me you are petoing because that girl definitely had herpes.

by pcbtwentyten March 14, 2010

peton

Slang term for Penis.

Erin loves Justin's peton.

by Justin Steele September 9, 2004

Petooty

Noun: A slang reference to one's butt, interchangeable with ass, arse, behind and bum.

I told my daughter to get off her petooty and clean her room.

by miaxara July 27, 2011

petty petkins

Your lover, sweetheart, knight in shining armor, the apple of your eye. The person that you adore more than anything in the world

Oh, I love my little petty petkins!

by TSCBITCH March 20, 2005

petookh

In Russian prison slang - an openly homosexual, or victim of prison rape. Convict could be declared "petookh" for serious violation of prison laws, or for just being looking too good.
Literally means "rooster". Same as "opushchennyi"

According to unwritten prison laws, someone who caught stealing from inmates, failed to pay debt, or served as police informant, inevitably end up as petookh

by dildo777 September 23, 2017

Petkus

Guy that smokes, drink and bang ugly girls, except the ones from Boston

You: Freddy you are such a whore
Freddy: no im not
You : fuck you Petkus

by Dubilicious May 21, 2014