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Petey Williams Guy

A user on the WFigs forums, who has a strange obbsession with Petey Williams.

The legend of Petey Williams Guy began the night that the proboards servers were down due to a fire and the Temp. board was born. The Temp. board was full of spam and gay porn (eeww). One man set out to post a Petey Williams picture in every thread in existance.

Rumors of Petey Williams guy lurking around WFigs have spread throughout the forum. A possible return is keeping the admins at the edge of their seats, just ready to ban him for good.
Adam Bomb: "Man that Petey Williams Guy sure is funny."

Some hater: "That guy was such a dick. I hope he dies a slow painful death."

Petey Williams Guy: "Muahahaha"
by Mick Floyd October 17, 2008
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Petey poop stains

"Petey poop stains "



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by kathhy burker October 8, 2008
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The Brady Petey Pat Band

The greatest band since Theory Of A Deadman. Most of their music is text based and deals with Kenny Power gifs.

Once voted as the greatest band never to play an instrument.

Or 2019’s answer to Limp Bizkit.
Is that Limp Bizkit?

How could it be? It’s just words on a phone... but I get what you mean.

What’s that band Chad Kruger tried to sign in 2019? Right, The Brady Petey Pat Band. Kinda gay right?
by MBP2000 August 16, 2019
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petey pan parashootin invisible mothafuckin self

Petey pan coming from the J. M. Barrie novel Peter pan.
Parashootin as in parashooting.
Invisible as in not visible.
Mothafuckin as in a pastime with your mother thats probably illegal.

Brought together it means nothing in particular except an empahsisation of someone or something.
Person A: Who broke your kite?
Person B: Your petey pan parashootin mothafuckin self broke my bitch storming kite. Thats who.
by Hugh March 7, 2005
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Petey

A derivative of "it's all gone Pete Tong", if something has going Petey then it's going badly.

Other usage includes "Petey Sd" where things have gone so wrong you're going to develop post traumatic stress disorder.
Things have gotten a bit Petey
by JasonF01 October 7, 2024
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Petey's purr-fect surprise

"Have you checked out Petey's purr-fect surprise yet?"
by Heavee dewteee February 17, 2025
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Petey Ring

If you're masturbating, and you keep doing after you orgasm, you will notice a ring of sperm forming about your dick. This won't happen if the sperm flys out. It can only occur when the sperm flows out.
Man, this Petey Ring is really getting big. Perhaps I should move my hand it let the sperm flow down.
by xPeteyx December 18, 2008
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