Pessi

Pessi is a little man from Argentina who statpads against smaller teams by scoring pens.

Did you see that pessi penalty he is so bad

by Penaldo lover November 24, 2021

Pessi

Bolivianel Statpandres Pessi Coochietapini is an Urban Legend from Rosario, Argentina. Who Plays for Piss Shit Germain and Likes to Win Mickey Mouse Cups Like the Copa America. He is Known for Stat Padding against Weaker teams like RC Lens,St.Etienne or RC Strasbourg or Bolivia and Eibar and then Disappears during the UCL or against Stronger teams. and usually scores tap-ins and unskillful goals . He Has Stolen Seven Ballon'dors from Great Players like Robert Lewandowski, Cristiano Ronaldo. He has lost the Ball more than 130 Times in 8 Games In the Ligue 1 Farm and Has Gotten Humiliated By 69 OVR Farmers League Players Who Probably Work as Cow Milkers in the Off season.

Notable Works:
Bottling in the UEFA Champions League Round-Of-16.

- Stealing 2 Ballon'dors From His Idol Cristiano Ronaldo.
- Leaving Brokelona For Piss Shit Germain So That he Can Statpad Against 19 Other Eibars (Except Lille)
- Missing Penalties

Oh look dad, Pessi Got Smoked By that Coal Miner from Angers!

by Peeonel Statpandres Pessi June 26, 2022

Pessioptimist

A person who is both an optimist and a pessimist.

Pessimism for the win!

(This is funny because a pessimist wouldn't ever say for the win, but a pessioptimist would.)

by EchoSoul October 11, 2016

pessimist

way of life,
negativity

by Anonymous February 23, 2003

pessov

Short for "Piece of Sh*t". This word is derived from the movie "The Siege", where the Arab man screamed "you treat me like a pessov sh*t". Used to describe something bad, unfavorable, or poor.

Wow, that car you bought is a real pessov.

by Jaycome April 18, 2008

Pessi

Pessi is nickname for Lionel Messi, because he scores penalties, or misses them on finals with his team Argentina

-Hey dad, did Argentina win the Copa America?
- No son, Pessi bottled it with missed penalty

by Pessi the botler February 16, 2021

Pessi

An Argentinian dwarf who robs actual worthy footballers of deserved ballon d’ors which he himself does not deserve. The midget spent his whole career in The Spanish farmers league to join the French farmers league scoring 1 goal (tap in) all season

Pessi ghosts again

by PessiGhostsAgain January 12, 2022