Period

My best excuse to getting out of Phys Ed.....

Me:Hey Mr.P.E. teacher,can i use the bathroom?

Mr.P.E. teacher:No,now go run your mile

Me:Im on my period Mr.P.E. teacher

Mr.P.E. teacher: Fine go ahead

Me:*skips to the bathroom* lalalalalalalaaa~

((one of the very very very few things i love about myself is that my personality doesn't change at all when i get my period))

by BunnysXoXo August 5, 2011

Period Fart

When you fart on your period and a bubbly blood explodes inside your pads and high waist boxer brief panties!

You must only period fart inside your new high waist boxer brief panties, which it's best to merilly bleed inside your new high waist boxer brief panties and which it's a lovely reason to cry!

by Arturo Bhutan April 29, 2019

popee the performer

popee the performer.
japanese kids show set in a circus in the desert starring popee and kedamono

Guy 1: Wow, you should watch Popee The Performer
Guy 2: No way, Popee the performer is really fucking creepy and disturbing

by Equiuswag January 19, 2016

7th period

Torture.

Math.

The most boring period ever, in which you sit and stare at an untalented teacher and slam your head s hard as you can on your desk until you kill yourself.

Ugh. 7th Period math. Can I go die now?

by Bone_Co11ector December 12, 2016

observation period

The period of time when you’re casually fucking a guy you used to date, and you’re assessing whether or not he has the emotional capacity to potentially be in a relationship with again, and if you even want to try to be anything other than friends who have great sex rock out and celebrate life a couple times a month. Also, it’s so much fucking fun and you don’t want that to stop or change so it’s an excellent way to maximize the fun, to stretch out the observation period. This amount of time is unspecified. Most likely lasts as long as it takes for one of the parties involved to freak out.

Michael, I didn’t say I wanted you to be my boyfriend?! This is still the observation period, I’m observing you, and you are observing me too, really.

by Shifty McGillycuddy November 13, 2022

period milk fart

when u on ur period and he nut in u and u queef it out. :)

It was the grossest thing I've ever done in my life. I didn't mean to period milk fart on his bed but he just pulled out too fast.

by jeanjerker September 1, 2016

Molly Percocet

Molly is a pure form of MDMA also found in some ecstasy pills. Gives you warm butterfly feelings , bliss, euphoria and more intense sexual experiences. Makes you want to dance, grind your teeth and dehydrated. Percocet is a opiate that you can find the definition of in many places. These two words are repeated in the song "Mask off" by Future which has become extremely popular. There

are a few reasons why he would sing about these two drugs together .One is its easier on your nostrils when snorting these two drugs together because MDMA can be very harsh! They also maybe just go good together because people like uppers and downers. The other reason is because people maybe hustle these drugs together. The last reason being that percocets possibly help you come down from Molly when it starts to wear off. Making it much more tolerable!

Tonights going to be a Molly Percocet kind of night, Molly Percocet on deck!, Molly and Percocets are like my family haha

by Dboy9486 April 11, 2017