perma-fried

v 1. to appear as if on drugs, even though one is sober.

"Wow that Mark Fry kid is perma-fried."

by MF September 6, 2002

perma-cam

1.) constant frontal wedging amongst unattractive muffins.

2.) skank-arific spooge.

did you see that Perma-cam on that hooch. total spooge.

by Captain Seahorse May 15, 2009

perma-borrow

To borrow something from someone when you clearly have no intention of returning it or you intend to wait and see if they ever ask for it back.

I perma-borrowed my neighbor's lawn mower 14 months ago and he still hasn't asked for it back.

by College Professor March 23, 2008

perma-log

The remnants of a usually-massive dump left on the bottom of the bowl. May also be used as a verb.

If he perma-logs in my bowl one more time, I'm going to deuce on his bed.

by TW Chissmoose April 1, 2004

Perma-zit

A pimple that won't go away (i.e. permanent zit).

Johnny: "Dude, you still have that bump on your forehead. Better go get it checked out. You may be turning into a unicorn"

Tommy: "Naw man.. It's a Perma-zit"

by Micro penis January 5, 2011

Perma-ug

A girl who will never be better looking that ugly, no matter how much plastic surgery she pays for.

Ewwww! How can he date that perma-ug?!

by frenchified August 6, 2005

Perma-Shun

To shun another person to such an extent, un-shunning, and, in turn, re-shunning, become completely impossible.

Yeah, Trisha perma-shunned her suitemate. It was pretty brutal. Now she doesn't get any pie.

by Tubaballoon February 26, 2011