Peached

stoned, high on marijuana
(eyes get a peachy color)

rich is so peached right now.

by Bpopes November 30, 2009

peached

The act of being defeated, pummeled, downright destroyed, or having your world rocked by a force greater than you.

Hey, I just saw you kill that guy at basketball. Man, he got PEACHED!

Dude, you just got PEACHED at scrabble.

by Jigglypuff94 August 22, 2008

pershed

Wrecking a bike in a spectacular or extremely stupid fashion

"Damn dude, did you know Trev? He pershed into a GTO so hard he totaled it!"

by NotPersh January 2, 2012

parched

(deej definition)
thirsty to the point your mouth is dry

shooot, i’m parched

by its suns November 14, 2019

Peached

adjective: peached
(of a task requiring little skill) carried out badly, carelessly or just plain sloppy. Particularly in the realm of off road motor sports. The past tense of this adjective is especially solidified when the participant cries about it not being their fault, when it definitely was.

"Did you see how he cased it after that baby launch ramp? You really peached that up!”

by Karl Hungus October 6, 2020

Pussy Parched

A dry spell but it only applies to the lack of vagina in one's life.

Aaron: Damn, I'm so pussy parched
Hannah: If you don't have a weird clown doll we can work on that

by a.a.ron505 February 6, 2021

Parched Penis

After a long period of not peeing, your next piss includes the sensation of your pee tube becoming wet again after a long while of dryness and urine drought.

Guy 1: Dude, I haven't peed since I got on the plane.

Guy 2: Parched Penis?

Guy 1: Most definitely.

by urbanmonkey7 April 20, 2011