percentage advantage

The deciding factor of who gets the car phone charger. The lowest battery power always gets the charging port first.

Hand over the the charger quick before my phone goes dead!. At five percent battery I've got the percentage advantage on you guys.

by The wild wes January 17, 2015

Ninety-Nine Percent

Something that is entirely ideal, but just not quite perfect.

Dude A: Man, she's like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream girl.

Dude B: So if you met your dream girl you'd just dump her instantly?

Later...

Dude B: This soda is like Ninety-Nine Percent my dream soda.

Dude A: You're just jealous.

by THE MAN GABE HIMSELF April 10, 2010

two percent club

A slang term for college relationships that start in high school and are maintained throughout college. As long as the relationship was started before college, and the total time together in college has been greater than any time apart, it still counts.

"Damn did you see Francis pulling off the two percent club? It's only youngster year and he's at his 5 year anniversary!"

by legvnds November 4, 2018

hundred percent used

To be killed after the job is done.

Do not take that job with the mafia, you are going to be hundred percent used.

by blue_panda November 19, 2018

lightyear percent

an amount greater than infinity

“i love you lightyear percent you sexy bitch”

by Sexyyyyyyy bitchhhhh September 2, 2020

Eleven-percenter

A term used to describe one who appears to be repeating the mainstream media talking points with complete confidence and sworn loyalty. These talking points are often said by such a person without challenging these talking points by their own thinking, and certainly not by other news outlets.

Do you have ANY idea what you’re talking about? Or are you just parroting that garbage like a good little eleven-percenter??

by Proggy Thief November 3, 2020

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A term often used by Minecraft youtubers at the beginning of their videos. The phrase climbed in popularity in late July 2020.

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by kastie1288thepro December 5, 2020