A philosophical system of harmonising the attractiveness of people with the surrounding environment. It can be affected by the presence of either an attractive person, or attractive surroundings.
The girl who just walked in significantly improved the Peng Shui of the room we're in. That painting really adds to it too
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Mom: She's what?
House: Marching the penguin. Ya-yaing the sisterhood. Finding Nemo. It's called gratification disorder. It's sort of a misnomer. If one was unable to gratify one's self, that would be a disorder.
Mom: Are you saying she's masturbating?
House: I was trying to be discrete, there is a child in the room.
Mom: She's what?
House: Marching the penguin. Ya-yaing the sisterhood. Finding Nemo. It's called gratification disorder. It's sort of a misnomer. If one was unable to gratify one's self, that would be a disorder.
Mom: Are you saying she's masturbating?
House: I was trying to be discrete, there is a child in the room.
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Someone who is completely naive or innocent who you could never picture doing anything sexual. Usually refers to males. Not based on physical appearance.
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I was at house eating dorito when phone rang
"club penguin is kil"
"no"
I was at house eating dorito when phone rang
"club penguin is kil"
"no"
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