twenty pence piss

Refers to the cost of peeing in a train station toilet, for which you will invariably be charged twenty pence to gain entry. Rhymes with "twenty pence piece".

"I was desperate to pee, but my train wasn't due to leave for a while, so I had to fork out for a twenty pence piss!"

by brosephkirk January 11, 2012

Blame Pence

A phrase to help people deal with their life problems by creating a scapegoat out of Pence.

Person 1: "My hamster died today :("
Person 2 (a blamer): "Dude, blame pence for it!"

by The Blamed One February 18, 2020

Mike Pence

That long painful moment when you're taking a huge shit, but no feces comes out. It's almost like diarrhea, except your stomach is literally tearing apart within the insides. This phenomenon lasts about 2-4 hours, depending on the severity of the condition. Common side effects include nausea, homophobia, misogyny, fascism, and conservatism.

*Exists bathroom*
Me: Dude...I just totally suffered in there.
Friend: What happened bro?
Me: I had a long Mike Pence
Friend: Aw dude, I know how you feel. Mike Pences are so painful and horrible.

by nairobibitch July 19, 2016

Edge pence

it basicly means 50p because it is a coin that is quite edged.

yo blud, set me edge pence innit?

by krazy kenny November 8, 2005

Mike Pence presidential campaign

When someone makes an effort to win over a group of people who literally wanted him dead.

“Why are you still trying to earn their support? You’re totally running a Mike Pence presidential campaign!”

by TK2000 October 28, 2023

Mike Pence

1. The current vice president of the United States

2. An excellent fire bender who has mastered the art of lightning bending and uses his powers to "fix" homosexuals

Hey, Mike pence could you shock the gay out of me?

by Just a Pastafarian March 6, 2017

Mike Pence

A secret lair for flies

The flies flew to Mike Pence

by leseshrmushrooms8 October 12, 2020