Pelvis

Pelvis Pinnochio and Nutsac Ned had a very VIOLENT rivalry

Pelvis Pinocchio was a powerful being. He was the god of many children (including the ones in his basement). He used his power to command an army of nine-year-olds to murder his arch-nemesis; Nutsack Ned. Nutsack Ned was his main competitor for the lord of the testicles title. Pelvis Pinocchio and Nutsack Ned met back in “their day”(they’re boomers😤). They competed in normal things such as ‘how many children can you abduct in one night?’ and ‘how many credit card numbers💳 can you get from 7-year-olds in exactly 69 minutes?’ But then, it got more serious. Their rivalry was over REAL MINECRAFT FORTNITE V-BUCK DIAMONDS. This is when they went from friends to bitter enemies. Pelvis Pinocchio was the first to make a Chris and Ms.Henderson fan fiction, but he didn’t have the popularity yet, and Nutsack Ned STOLE the idea and made that bling bling🤑 off of it. Pelvis Pinocchio was done with being oppressed by the upper class, so he pulled a funny fortnite dance🕺 and blew up Nutsack Ned’s house. But Nutsack Ned wouldn’t go out without a fight😤 and murdered Pelvis Pinocchio’s father. When their story was in the news, a rivalry as bad as Logan Paul vs Jake Paul began. They went back and forth until Pelvis Pinocchio just decided to get an atomic bomb and end it all.

by Will suck for $20 March 22, 2020

persistent

Matt H. A person who is very unwilling to fail

"Matt H., If I were to look up persistent in the dictionary I would find your name!"

by Matt Y. H January 17, 2008

Persistent World

A world in a online roleplaying game where the events occur even when the player is not logged in.

Damn, Dark Century (See Definition) is the best Persistent World I've ever played on.

by   September 17, 2003

The pants are on the other pelvis

Synonymous with "the shoe is on the other foot", "the tables have turned" etc.

"You've activated my TRAP CARD! I guess the pants are on the other pelvis now eh?"

by Trundles May 19, 2010

Matt Pelliser

The original drummer of My Chemical Romance. He founded the band with Gerard Way, but was later fired for being crap!

"Matt Pelliser played well sometimes, but got ropey towards the end."

by Lurancy Venom January 24, 2006

Pelvis Presley

excessive female inner thigh hair that exposes itself connected directly to the main pubic patch.... Thus creating the likeness of Elvis Presley sideburns...

man I wanted to take Lisa Marie to pound town last night, but her Pelvis Presley's made my weiner shrivel so fast it vaporized.

by c-har April 7, 2015

pelvispuncher

a angry or ugly lesbian

i went to biker night at a lesbian bar....it was filled with pelvispunchers...i was very disappointed...

by dougfeature August 1, 2009