Petlousser

French Language
Verb
1. To loosen someone's brown iris by penetration on an unwilling subject.
2. To defecate a large enough log as to permanently loosen one's anal aperture.

1. Flavio D'astous est sorti de prison et a réussi à s'en sortir sans se faire petlousser.
2. Ouf! J'aurais dû boire de la draft hier, j'me serait pas petlousser comme ça à matin.

by Les Kwikwis June 26, 2014

The Pelosis are prolific stock traders

If a lot of people are doing the same (intelligent or not intelligent thing) at the ame time, why shouldn't I be able to do the same thing?

Mom: son stop treating and go do homework

Son: remembers. The pelosis are prolific stock traders. I'll be a truant and I'll become a criminal haha.

by Sexydimma January 25, 2023

Pelosi

(1) A derogatory saying used when someone does something evil, stupid, ironic, hypocritical, hateful or vengeful.

(2) An interchangeable word for Jerk, Punk, Dilweed, Moron, Idiot.

(3) An all inclusive and comprehensive word that covers a wide range of failures.

(1)."that was so Pelosi", "don't be such a Pelosi", "way to go, Pelosi", "what a Pelosi move"!

(2) "Pelosi!", "That Pelosi stole my parking spot"

(3) "I just Pelosi'ed my college exams", "I feel like such a Pelosi", "Her boyfriend is a real Pelosi, he's lost her smart phone five times already!"

by CrustyEyeFunk February 10, 2021

Pelosi

An old woman's vagina, particularly a stanky one.

Yo, that angry old chick yelling at us from her front porch is a real Pelosi.

by Doodie & The Brofish November 6, 2020

Pelosi

To want to become dictator who only cares about winning power and money.

A wild pelosi was found in The United Stated government.

by American vigilante November 25, 2020

Nancy Pelosi

A true living corpse. A person or thing that has had so much plastic surgery you are forced to wonder if it’s a deep fake or robot. A mummified woman who believes she can outsmart death though facial injections.

Sharon got another facelift and it didn’t work out. She looks like a Nancy Pelosi.

by AceA June 27, 2022

Nancy Pelosi

When you are in your periods.. drunk as fuck and you shat yourself. A Nancy Pelosi is the final artwork of shit and blood on your menstrual pad

Last night i was so drunk that I made a Nancy Pelosi

by TheSurveyor November 28, 2020