i-Pellet

Any smart phone or device connected to the internet (that has social media apps and games) used as a means to get your conditioned reward; your digital buzz; your electronic fix.

Let me see on my i-pellet what time it is...ooo!!! look a new e-mail! And new messages!

by Leco August 19, 2018

Pellet Stove

While on a long road-trip you squeeze your butt cheeks together to keep the turds in while you let small farts pass through without crapping yourself. The fart is as pungent as possible and may kill someone. You'll certainly get burned.

Dude! who just let a pellet stove go!

by Lothar December 14, 2017

Pellet gun

Magazine fed knife for millenials

I threw my pellet gun in my bag and took it for a walk

by Cody5050 November 13, 2020

belly pellet

Any semi-digestible food product that elevates the blood sugar. Taste, nutrition and flavoring not a consideration.

I’m am so peckish that any belly pellet would well suit me.

by Melt Guntz July 3, 2020

peter pellets

Any type of medicine used to treat erectile disfunction. ie Viagra, Cialis, etc

When Bill couldn't get a hard on after 3 weeks he went to the doctor to get a script for some Peter pellets.

by phil d snutz May 8, 2018

pedo pellet

Weathers originals, often carried about by lonely pensioners to swipe unsuspecting children with the delicious confectionery.

The old man stocked up on pedo pellets for his walk through the park.

by Big jock December 19, 2023

Pellet Head

Someone who is poisonous to taste, gets stuffed back in their place, and has a head shaped like a bell-end

Stop shooting your mouth off you little pellet head

by Bongwiththebigshlong January 10, 2024