pearl clutcher

An uptight person, usually but not always female, usually but not always of conservative mores, who reacts with shock, feigned or otherwise, at other people's violations of decorum, propriety, morality, and so forth.

Someone got up at the PTA meeting and suggested the school hand out condoms to teenagers. The pearl clutchers in the audience nearly went into cardiac arrest.

by Emdeecee January 3, 2008

Perla

A simple, youthful female that have a bright personality. Always loving, always caring. Shy & quiet at times. Has a smile that people love. Someone to go up to for help or to talk to. Always there for you. Will be there for you. Beautiful, nice, and loves trying new things. Determined and dedicated.

Perla always get mistaken for being young.

"Your beauty is noticed by others."

by fakeasian November 7, 2012

pearl-clutcher

An extremely easily-offended person, especially to the point of histrionic screaming and grandstanding.

Twitter used to be great, but then all the pearl-clutchers discovered it.

by Nixie Flatline February 7, 2018

pearlyn

A Pearlyn is usually very pretty and outgoing. They are not afraid of taking challenges. A Pearlyn will always have your back no matter what.

She is the reason why I'm still standing strong.

Pearlyn: I'll always be here for you! You can count on that

by Littlesomeone October 28, 2013

mexican pearl

it's when you squeeze your penis to get the last drop of cum out

I wanted to get out every drop, so I squeezed out his Mexican pearl

by sponged March 11, 2015

clutch the pearls

To be aghast; stunned.

When Mrs. Barron heard the death toll...she put her hand to her throat to clutch the pearls around her neck.

by talk2me-JCH2 June 21, 2023

panda pearl

a black and white rock that comes from a panda clam when infected.

She had a panda pearl in her snatch.

by PandaSandTheAsian December 5, 2007