eraseaus patronium

A magic spell that summons a giant eraser

Harry summoned an eraser using the spell eraseaus patronium

by jimmy pig May 22, 2018

Patronin'

To be intoxicated from drinking the popular tequila Patron.

1) You: I'll be at the party in 15 minutes.

Me: You better hurry up, everyone is Patronin' and everything.

2) You may be drunk, but I'm Patronin'

by One Rho March 23, 2008

patrone

Tequila that is mostly meant for rappers to sing about and get drunk too, very tasty.

I'm on that Patrone so get like me-Yung Joc

by ifwnsejg July 12, 2007

patronitical

The act of patronizing a person. When one is in the act of patronizing another person or when being patonizing or condescending to someone. When one is actually being or acting in a condescending manner, usually apparent due to the attitude and speech of the person in the act of patronizing,the person in the process of talking down to or belittling another or acting superior to others.

Matthew has been so patronitical lately. Yet he has no grounds to behave in such a patonitical manner. He is no better than you or I.

by Chris Bice April 2, 2005

Patronnessy

When Patron is mixed with Hennessy.

Hey can I get a shot of Patronnessy?
This Patronnessy is another level.

by Evoxlin June 18, 2018

patriotize

Giving someone an ass whooping because they doubt your skills or because you just feel like it. Applies to any situation in life and was made popular by the NE demolition of the Washington Redskins on October 28th, 2007 where they destroyed them 52-7.

The NE Patriots have patriotized many teams in the NFL and are going to patriotize many more before the season is over.

by James T. 2 November 15, 2007

matronize

To manipulate by pretending to be excessively feminine or helpless. A female version of patronize. Used by men, women, and children

I'm just no good at doing laundry. You're so much better at it than I am.

You're so strong. I never could have changed that tire without you.

My arms are too tired to carry the rest of the groceries in without dropping them.

Don't matronize me, you are perfectly capable of doing that.

by Quenyar August 28, 2010