Purified

When a vagina is nice and clean and not smelling like fish

Damn daniel that vagina is not purified

by Jiggily titties December 6, 2017

Purified

When you go up against vigil and he domes you with the bubble daryl bosg shotgun and doc revives you but you get killed by a kapkan trap.

Oh ash just got purified.

by Osnaa May 4, 2018

Kirkland Purified Water

16.9 fl oz of water that makes you high as balls

Person 1: Hey dude you want some dope Kirkland Purified Water?

Person 2: Yeah bro lemme get a hit of that Kirkland Purified Water.

by βαρίδι November 21, 2022

Petrified Wood

a.k.a. erectile dysfunction. When a chub is too frightened (petrified) to cum out.

Vajona Jackson was ready for a hot night of boner-rockin' but her man's unit was too scared to go into the dark. Therefore, his petrified wood "layed" low, unable to rise and shine.

by vajona jackson-hewitt August 22, 2011

Pitrified

When someone is mentally or psychologically frozen at the sight or sound of the irrational number π, which reminds them of their negative experiences or recurring failures of school math.

Guesstimate how many millions of otherwise educated folks worldwide would be pitrified at birthday parties or social functions, when the beauty of math or geometry suddenly popped up in their casual conversation.

by MathPlus June 15, 2021

patricidal

ones commitment of patricide-killing ones parents

the young boy uriah was patricidal because he murdered his parents.

by jreaper November 17, 2007

parafied

The act of being petrified and paranoid be the same time.

I was parafied that someone was following me through the woods.

by Joel berry May 5, 2008