packing chew

Packing chew is another way of saying chewing tobacco. It is a smokeless tobacco that comes in small tub, popular brands of chew include:
Grizzly
Skoal
Copenhagen

It is very popular amongst junior hockey players in North America.

Me and Jeboris were packing chew last night after the big game.

by WillBurrows21uk21 January 9, 2019

parkinson's law

Work expands as to fill the time available for its completion.

I usually have 9-10 accounting problems to do each week, which usually take around five or six hours to complete. Last night I only had one. It took me seven.

Parkinson's Law <3

by Can you feel it February 21, 2007

Parking Lot Vulture

A person who will circle the parking lot, until a spot near the entrance is open.

Look at all the parking lot vulture waiting for the perfect spot.

by v8explorer November 21, 2010

Puskinti

Basically means "Spaghetti". The word was invented by the YouTuber Oney.

Is anyone else going to celebrate puskinti day this year?

by MrsAvocadoMan November 30, 2017

Parking-lot Illiteracy

The inability of drivers to understand how a parking lot works. These individuals pull down wrong lanes, drive through lanes and parking spaces

Pulling into the WalMart parking-lot some moron nearly ran into me because he was driving the wrong way. Yep. This guy definitely suffers from parking-lot illiteracy.

by MS Libertarian March 2, 2017

Parking Your Pearls

Resting ones Testicles on a surface at waist level for maximum genital comfort such as resting them on a corner of a table, arm rest, friend’s shoulder etc...

Guy1: Have you been parking your pearls when someone was watching you?

Guy2: Oh yeah Corey can’t keep his eyes off my parking job.

by Darth Lahey February 25, 2020

Fanny-Packing

Cut a hole in your fanny pack, then stroke your cock or pet the kitty

Devin: Did you see Raquel fanny-packing?
Robert: Ya, I think I saw some of her pubes.

by Molester-investigator December 14, 2019