Parking Lot Police

One who has nothing better to do with his/her life, besides taking refuge in an old parking lot with a pad and a pen, and taking the license plate number of every driver that does something wrong in said lot; in some cases taking it upon themselves to write you some sort of ticket or go vigalante.

Driver: *driver taps another vehicle while creeping out of a tight mall parking lot*
Parking Lot Patrol: *takes notice to the careful driving, but notices that the driver bumped another car, hense springing into action and attempting to take the plate number of driver.
Driver: *notices that the loser is writing his plate number down, so he then backs over her, leaving an indentation of his plate in her forehead for later reference*

by Doggidew April 13, 2005

Rosa Parking

Specifically, parking in a spot that is off limits to you.

Also, parking in a metered spot and refusing to pay, parking in a spot with a stated time limit and grossly exceeding it, parking in a spot too small or large for your vehicle, taking up two (or more) spots.

Finally, parking in a place that is not designated for parking.

"Damn, this Wal*Mart lot's all full except for the handicap spot... that's just not fair. It's time for some Rosa Parking."

"Dude, must've been a woman Rosa Parking that Escalade square over the line."

Neil Armstrong to Buzz Aldrin: "What the hell is this Geo Metro doing on the moon?"
Buzz Aldrin: "oh that bitch is certainly Rosa Parking!"

by Duncan McQueirter December 14, 2010

parking lot special

A dent that occurs on ones car after being parked in a public lot. Usually from a shopping cart or another cars door.

I just got my DB9 a week ago and already have a parking lot special on the passenger side.

by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008

parking shark

a driver who lurks around busy mall parking lots waiting for you to leave your spot so he can get closer to the entrance

that parking shark isn't leaving me enough room to back up!

by jal logan January 31, 2009

Parking-Brake

A boner that you get while sitting down that makes it rather difficult to stand up.

Awh man! I tried standing up to go to the bathroom second period, but my parking-brake was on.

by Theworddumpster November 21, 2009

costanza parking

getting the best parking spot, usually located directly in front of the doors of the desired destination

dude look at this costanza parking

i pulled a costanza parking spot

by dun worry February 11, 2008

Hazard Parking

A term used to describe using your car's hazard lights as an excuse to double park or otherwise illegally park your vechicle when there's no spaces available.

Tim: Man, there's no spaces left, but I really want to run in and get a sandwich!

Joe: So, turn on your emergency lights and do some hazard parking in front of the store! I'm hungry!

by Dizzy Louie March 24, 2012