subway performance

When a kid freaks out in subway because his sub was too small

"Some kid put on a huge subway performance today"

by Datdogtho September 1, 2018

Academy Award Performance

A sarcastic award that is given to a soccer player that fakes an injury for sporting gain.

And you have got to say that Ronaldo has given the Academy Award Performance of the year with that injury.

by blashada October 15, 2017

Core of the performance

Lee Heeseung of Enhypen is considered the “Core of the Performance”, considering his unmatched ace qualities.

Heeseung is the “core of the performance”

by heedidthat July 21, 2021

Not for performance reasons

A phrase used by someone who has been terminated from a job position for low performance and is embarrassed to admit it.

Did you hear that Amir got fired today? He told me that it was not for performance reasons.

by Cuntmir Toufag October 22, 2023

The Peymar Peformance

The Peymar Peformance, an act in which typically peformed by the male football player, the peymar peformance is an act in which famous ghosts such as the ghost of worldcups divemar jr dive as if there is a swimmingpool in the middle of the pitch when in reality divemar jr is diving into his sisters vagina.

Porghinio, another famous peformer once frauded his way to 3rd in the Ballon D'Or with 2000 passes but 0 assists. Mabye nextime, Porghinio should instead copy the frauding of his idol falsenaldo who famously dives against small clubs such as norwich.

Ultimatley, these finished footballers inspire the next generation to dive and become like their idols Barkionel rapessi and Maradounut.

Person 1: What is falsemar doing?
Person 2:He is peforming the world class fraud act The Peymar Peformance

by realistpessidog October 29, 2023

Performance

Really good head.

She gave quite a performance.

by Solid Mantis August 9, 2016

Performance Tits

Performance Tits: Also known in workplaces as 'PTs' - Womans breasts that is athletic. Not big and saggy, but also not small and barely there. These Tits can handle performance and put on a show.

Did you know that both Anna Kournikova and Jessica Alba have performance tits?

Those 'PTs' are rockin' the dance floor!

by Kay Squared November 17, 2010