The FitnessGram Pacer Test

Literally just a gym class test where you run back and forth until you either flop over and die or fail two laps due to being too slow.

"Dude, did you hear about the guy who got a score of 80 on The FitnessGram Pacer Test?"
"What a fucking legend."

by Agnethie February 1, 2019

pace pal

A person who appears when a speedrunner is on world record pace or on pace to beat their personal best, usually already being good by default. They can best be identified by the stuff they say, usually being retarded.

Liamkings: *On world record pace in Rainbow Ride* (SM64)
Average Pace pal: carpetless
Liam: Loses pace
Pace pal: ight imma head out

by (: hi March 7, 2020

Paracetamol smile

It refers to a person that is not truly feeling the pain behind it all.

OR

A lyric in a Declan McKenna song.

Person 1: She has a Paracetamol smile.

Person 2: So tell me what's on your mind, and don't forget your Paracetamol smile.

by tupacbiggybiggy April 17, 2019

the fitnessgram pacer test

"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding "

The fitnessgram pacer test is a popular meme often randomly copy-pasted. There is also an audio of a male reading the above text , which is used in video memes.

Person 1 on Instagram : "Omfg did you see Beyonce's new video? She has no caucasian dancers! Racist!"

Person 2 in comments :"The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal bodeboop. A sing lap should be completed every time you hear this sound. ding Remember to run in a straight line and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark. Get ready!… Start. ding "

by ACNLshit May 24, 2016

pace booty

During a competitive racing event, the attractive body of someone running or racing faster than you. Allows you to go faster than normally possible by attempting to hang with a hottie.

I latched on to some cute pace booty and achieved a sub 20 in that 5k.

by microspawn February 20, 2009

Pacer

A P.E fitness test where you have to run back and forth to shitty music with a bunch of foul smelling gorillas to a loud ass beeping noise that announces when you advance a number. The fat as hell and out of shape kids are the first to check out until they only leave the athletic kids to all star the rest of it.

Fuck the Pacer

by Ramsy Norris April 28, 2021

mice pace

The rate at which a group of mice move, not to be confused with Myspace. The term was coined by comedian Demetri Martin in a promo video for Just for Laughs.

The much less popular website, micepace.com. Mice pace.

by khrushchev July 20, 2007