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by parparapapaprp February 10, 2022

South African Par-4

Whilst masturbating, just prior to ejaculation, you realize that the 'woman' you've been masturbating to is, in reality, a transsexual yet you continue anyway; bringing yourself to orgasm.

Adam: Last night I completed a South African Par-4!

Evan: Wow bro, congrats.

by GorthBrooks May 31, 2014

self par

When someone inadvertently makes a fool of themselves or makes an obvious mistake.

I just messed up that mix totally, what a self par.

Oh man! I just totally forgot that blates fact, I've just self parred myself there.

by block rocker February 25, 2010

par for the course

Another way of saying Murphy's Law.

Presumably comes from the cynical idea that one expects something to go wrong and things are going exactly as planned, just using golf as the analogy.

Person one: I'm able to answer the telephone all day and the minute I step out of the house to get the mail, that's when they call!

Person two: Well that's par for the course.

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It's par for the course that the second I'm stepping out the door for a date that I get called into work.

by An optimist with experience April 28, 2005

Sub Par

most epic Frisbee team in Wisconsin

"Did you see Frisbee sectionals this year? Sub Par has some sweet skills!!!"

OR

" Those Sub Par guys are a Good Looking bunch of Dudes"

by Chereefer87 April 19, 2010

Par

Standard, or regular. The average for any given scale.

All the definitions of this word are for slang variants or mispronounciations? That's par for the course around here.

by Fellow Language Butcher November 11, 2015

400 over par

The score of some guy who really sucks at golf.

"Hey, I really suck at golf."

"Yeah? What was your score?"

"400 over par."

"Wow. Go kill yourself, douchebag."

by Fuckfaceeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee January 12, 2009